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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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4 RepliesAre your pants purple?Because dat ass is LEGENDARY
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Damn bby glad I had my radiance because you are drop dead gorgeous
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I'm rich
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Are you dlc? Because by the end of tonight you'll drain my wallet.
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Keep that thing oiled...replace guardian with baby.
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I wanna open [i]your[/i] timestream ;)
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1 ReplyEdited by QuirkySheep: 7/23/2015 1:36:35 AMAre your pants purple? because dat ass is legendary. Is there a sync plate in your pants? cause my spire's rising.
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11 RepliesGirl You must have a sync plate in your pants because my spire is rising
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1 ReplyHey grill, r u frem California, bcuz ur de only California I see
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2 RepliesI can do much with four hands, yes?
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Hey girl, I'm the guardian of the light, my shield will bless us, that's why we get stronger together.
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Hey bby are u the queen cuz I want to eat cottage cheese off of ur booty
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1 ReplyGirl have you been sitting on glimmer? Cause that booty is rich
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I'm no Cabal but I'll wreck Uranus.
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I know why you have Radiance, because you are drop dead gorgeous!
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Love me and I'll love you
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Sweetheart you got the perfect perks. U don't need NO reforging.
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Hey bb grill, are you- Lady person: Did you just call me "bb grill?" ...I'll just leave now...
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Hey girl, are you a fallen? [spoiler]because have sex with me[/spoiler]
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2 Replies"Hey girl, if I get another 5 people, can we open your vault?"
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I'm about to melee that ass 30 times without dying.
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Are you a fallen? [spoiler]because have sex with me[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHey queen! I know I got bad juju But there ain't no land beyond without you... [spoiler]im such a fag for this[/spoiler]
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Here's some people pants cuz dat ass is legendary
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Hey gurl how bout u use a 'secret handshake' on my 'thorn' and make my 'last word' be oh, which will actually be 'yours not mine' with a little 'patience and time' i can take u to 'no land beyond', but let me start with a 'icebreaker': U must b legendary because i dont see many fine things like u
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Man: Yo gurl i must peirce the the veil of your summoning pits Girl: blushes
