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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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girl are you the ghorn? because your playing hard to get
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Hey girl, are you a relic because you're the only thing I want to pick up.
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Are those pants purple Cause that ass is legendary
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Girl, I hope you like d!ck bees cuz you've just woken the hive lmao
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1 ReplyAyy girl are you fate of all fools cause I have a feeling I'll never get you [spoiler]cries in the bathroom[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesNice tits....Did you buy those from Xur?
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1 ReplyHello! Do you wear [u]pumas?[/u] ~ TheGreatPuma
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1 ReplyIs that a thorn in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.
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1 ReplyI know you must be wondering, is this Thorn in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? [spoiler]The answer is both[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Swank Lynx: 1/7/2015 6:59:55 AMI'll make you drip more than Eris' eyes [spoiler]Rivers bruh[/spoiler]
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Your a$$ is so fine you must have gotten it from Xur.
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You make me smile~
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Hey baby, are you wearing the ram? Cuz all I see is a pussy
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Girl did you change your class to blade dancer? Because your body is electric!!
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You better drop that Gjally, honey. Because you're about to equip another exotic heavy weapon.
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Hey gurl, u cheese Crota here often?
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Bungee jump
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Edited by Narcodium: 8/10/2015 4:46:47 AMI will carry you through the vaults of glass and over the dark below. We can howl in the house of wolves and dance in the black gardens. And if they catch us and lock us up in the prison of elders, I'll Titan smash us out and buy all the exotic shards you want baby because I knew you were special when I saw your light rating. I was losing glimmer just looking at you
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6 RepliesIs it weird that some of these are giving me boners?
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3 RepliesAre you an oracle? Because if I can't grab you in 5 seconds in gonna die.
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1 ReplyYour name must be crota, cause I wanna slam you til you enrage.
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4 RepliesMy girlfriend is like my gallahorn. I don't have one. ;_;
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Is that a sync plate in your pants? Cuz my spire is rising.
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You are my destiny. Great looking but short and kind of retarded.
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Girl you'se just like my Fatebringer. Useless in a month.
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Girl: wanna go to my place? Guy: sorry i have a raid to complete.
