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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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9 RepliesEdited by stash789: 1/1/2015 7:32:17 AMAn important part of a date is to always have an Ice Breaker, a Plan C of such. Some may even say that talking of the Truth, just in case there's a Thorn in the rose bush. Having Super Good Advice helps create a bond between you and him/her, and remember, always have The Last Word. If you start the date with No Backup Plans, then you may start to follow the path of a Gjallarhorn. Haha I kinda flogged the dead horse a bit with the Gjallarhorn part, but if you look Gjallarhorn up you'll see that I make sense, I guess :)
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4 RepliesAre you a Gjallahorn? Cuz you're just like my girlfriend. I don't have one.
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5 RepliesTitan "hey exo, you hang out here often?" Exo stranger "no thanks, I heard you have a little light" Titan cries in the shower
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1 ReplyTitan: Hey Hunter! Hunter: what? Titan: what do you call a horny ghost Hunter: what? Titan: hard light
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Girl you're like the Fate Of All Fools, one of a kind.
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14 RepliesAhem* Hey girl...nice pants [spoiler]what's their drop rate?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf I was Atheon, I fall off that cliff every time for you 😊
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1 ReplyAre you a ghost? Cause you just revived my heart.
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9 RepliesNot a pick up line but dirty destiny talk. Warning, the following may be inappropriate for younger audiences and contain graphic descriptions. Read at your own pace. [spoiler] I'll be the Ice Breaker. I'm gonna give you the Truth. Bby I'm feeling really Thorny. Because you already gave me a Hard Light. With your Grips of No Tomorrow, Grab my Ghallahorn and watch the wolf pack rounds explode. I don't have a Black Hammer, And I feel the need to mention I don't have patience and time, so you'll always see me coming. While I would never say Don't Touch Me, I need to know: Are you like the Templar and have Harpies? Or do you have the Red Death? Cause if not, I'd love to see your Dark Below. Just let your Nexus open And I'll eat your Lucky Rasberry, cause I got the Hunger of Crota. Just warn me before you Necrogasm. Don't worry about after, cause I've got some Super Good Advice. It's not like we have No Back Up Plans, we'll just use Plan C. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGirl I want you on your knees more than Crota on cheese.
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Are you a Synthesis? Cause I want you to fill me up.
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Girl are you Skolas? Cause I've fallen for you.
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3 Repliesyou can call me a vex offender but hey I don't have the patience and time to think of Icebreakers
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36 RepliesGirl: are you hitting on me? Guy: often when we guess the motives of others we reveal only our own
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2 RepliesYour relationships are like legendary weapons Why? Cause they're dumped after year 1
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2 RepliesI hope nobody else has thought of this because I just thought of this now- Hey babe. Is your name oryx? Because I'd love to enter your dreadnaught. Or Hey babe. Is your name oryx? Because I'd love to enter your loot filled fortress
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I'd put my rock in your map Wow that's shocking
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Necrobump
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"You've awoken my dick"
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1 ReplyHey girl are u a fallen? [spoiler]cause have sex with me[/spoiler] Works 99.99999999999% of the time
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I play it sly and tell ladies , "you're interesting not entirely but interesting enough ".
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I'm about to precise kill that g-spot
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2 RepliesGirl, are those pants purple? Because dat a$$ is legendary
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1 ReplyNot really a pickup line but hilarious in right situation. "Hey man you got earphones?" "Yea why?" "Cause this girl about to shriek like omnigul"
