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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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Are you the Curse of Osiris? Cause you’re so not worth $20.
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Are you croata? Cuz you glowhoo in my eyes.
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Are you a DLC because you make my Iron rise
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Edited by Bug: 1/5/2017 7:25:12 AMHere's some 'boss' pickup lines. (I should be arrested for that joke.) (Spoilers are inappropriate for children) Hey baby, are you Atheon? Cuz I'd spend all my time with you? [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Crota? Cuz I'd explore your dark below.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you Oryx? Cuz I wanna be taken. Hey baby, are you Aksis? Cuz I'd come back for round two. Hey baby, are you Golgoroth? Cuz I wanna capture your gaze. Hey baby, are you The Templar? Cuz I don't want you teleporting away. Hey baby, are you Vosik? Cuz I'll break down your barrier. Hey baby, are you Omnigul? Cuz I'll spend a long time in your chambers. [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Valus T'Aric? Cuz I don't know anyone who didn't say "F@%k Me" on that strike.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Hey baby, are you the Shield Brothers? Cuz the reactor isn't the only thing about to blow.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you SABER 2? Cuz your body is an environmental hazard to my health. [spoiler]Hey baby, are you Phogoth? Cuz that ass is one of a kind.[/spoiler] Hey baby, are you Skolas? Cuz I've been hunting you down. Hey baby, are you Septiks? Cuz you've been perfected. Hey baby, are you Tanniks? Cuz you can be in my house. Hey baby, are you The Psion Flayers? Cuz I'll get you out of that cortex. And here's a few non boss related [spoiler]Hey baby, are you an Iron Lord? Cuz iron isn't the only thing rising. Hey baby, are you an Exotic Helmet? Cuz my mind isn't the only thing that's Obsidian.[/spoiler] Hey baby are you an Exotic Engram? Cuz I get excited every time I see you.
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That poem is cute
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Edited by Maraaaaa Sov: 7/17/2016 4:39:12 PMAre you the legendary Gjallarhorn? Cuz I want you back in my life
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2 RepliesHey girl, are those pants purple? 'Cause that booty is LEGENDARY. Yes, ill go to my corner
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Also, why can't you date oryx Hes already taken......no ok..ill go to my corner
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I got two jokes, What do you always have when you meet a totally new person? An icebreaker I wish I could defeat the sheild brothers, but I don't have the ca(balls) to do it
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4 RepliesThat Titan sash is not the only thing you'll have around your waist when you go out with me tonight.
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1 ReplyAye girl are you a Vandal?? Because I've fallen for you
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Are you tired because you've been void walking through my mind all reset
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Are you a sungsinger?? Because you are looking raidient
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Your sub class must be an arc type because your body is electric
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Are those pants purple?? Because that booty is legendary
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How much does an exotic sniper weigh?? Enough to break the ice. How you doing
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1 ReplyHey baby. Come over here and stroke my Gjallarhorn. It'll fire off some wolf pack rounds~
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12 Replieshey girl, how about you join me. We'd make a "fire"team. Hey girl, maybe we can decrypt some engrams together sometime If we were playing control and the other team had A and C, would you B with me? Id sure like to ignite your rift i got your spark, it was in your eyes. wanna see my black hammer? Ive seen many fights in my time, but i wouldnt have missed dat booty for anything. That booty is as big as the battle of the twilight gap!!! let me enter your dreadnaught babe id sure love to raid that vault of a...nevermind. Thats all i got. too much?
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Wanna hold my orbs of light
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1 ReplyBump me one time plz
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2 RepliesGuy: Hey, Do you know what they call me? Girl: What? Guy: The Universal Remote Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz I turn everyone on That was bad.. I'll go back to my corner.
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Edited by PotatoLaunchers: 10/29/2015 4:59:27 AMBoy: hey girl are those space pants cau-- Girl: NO THESE ARE DENIM JEANS Boy: ...aaaaalrighty then
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Bumpy Bumpy bumpy Bump into the sun and the rest of the universe
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9 RepliesEdited by stash789: 1/1/2015 7:32:17 AMAn important part of a date is to always have an Ice Breaker, a Plan C of such. Some may even say that talking of the Truth, just in case there's a Thorn in the rose bush. Having Super Good Advice helps create a bond between you and him/her, and remember, always have The Last Word. If you start the date with No Backup Plans, then you may start to follow the path of a Gjallarhorn. Haha I kinda flogged the dead horse a bit with the Gjallarhorn part, but if you look Gjallarhorn up you'll see that I make sense, I guess :)
