I feel like we are the only two on this thread right now. Also, you're right. The toaster would not waste its time on him. It would destroy the entire universe by sucking it in and turning it a delicious golden brown.
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Darth Maul light sabers both
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Toaster makes saving throw. Rolls a 20!
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Maul rolls a 21
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Toaster found a basket for the twenty and found a die. Rolled another 20!
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Maul rolls kitten blasters
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Toaster is immune to kitten blasters.
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Nothing is they fire many halo rings
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Toaster is immune to the Flood, so it is immune to Halo rings.
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Maul flies away. Nuke drops on toaster
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Toaster takes in nuke, toasts it, and shoots it back at Maul.
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Right when it starts toasting the uranium got unstable and blew up
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Toaster survived by eating an Oran berry.
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You survived by eating a moron berry :3 jk Maul comes back and rolls a toaster
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But suddenly, Mr. Narwhal appears and turns Darth Maul into a shish kabob!
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It was a hologram and the toaster toasts the narwal to golden brown. Then puts jelly all over mr. Narwal
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Mr. Narwhal was also a hologram! While the holograms fought, 42 was discovered to mean that life, the universe, and everything is a 42 flavor pie. The toaster's cousin, the oven, overcooks the pie, and everything is destroyed.
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But my toasters cousin the microwave. Used giant exploded egg shield
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It wasn't very effective... Oven used burn pie. It's super effective!
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Mine was super effective toaster and microwave combine to make fridgerator
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Fusion dance fails. Refrigerator is instead an oven. It also baked the pie.
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Dun dun dun. They call is spatula and combine to kitchen
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Dun dun dun! The kitchen is the pie!
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:O so they turned into a pie!? What flavor?
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Pie flavor.
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