So...these forums are often flooded with "that's OP" and "Those are so Cheap, you must be a noob!" "Nerf because..." Blah Blah Blah, you get the picture.
So guardians, what am I allowed to use?
Primarys?
Autos: The weapon of Noobs apparently, if I use even the worst of these I have no skill.
Pulses: The weapon of Idiots, this gets outclassed by everything apparently, and only a fool (like myself) would use them!
HCs: The toss up gun, if you use these it's cause they're too OP. Unless it's a garbage weapon, then your an idiot for using it. It's a lose lose.
Scouts: The accepted gun? After the latest buff, Scout's stopped being talked about. Am I allowed to use these? Or am I Trash for considering using these in an predominantly CQB Crucible?
Specials?
No. You can't use any special weapon. You're a garbage player for considering any of the three. Especially Shotties and FRs. And also, especially Sniper Rifles. Other players can smell the garbage stank coming out of their TV's should anyone switch to a special weapon.
Heavys?
Don't use these either. They breed butthurt so fast, if you don't clench your sphincter nerf threads will ooze down your leg and into your pants.
Did I get that right Guardians? Or am I missing something? Also, which scout rifles are OP or are not worth using? Cause, it's the only gun I'll be using for the next 10 years and I want to make sure I accommodate everyone while also not being Trash.
Thanks for all your help!
Edit: It has come to my attention, that Ninjas may be lurking in my thread. Reply at your own risk.
Edit2: this thread looks like it's coming back from the dead! I'll start replying again if it keeps getting attention.
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Great question, and I'm glad you asked! Here's my advice to you, good sir (or ma'am, as the case may be): To be 100% safe and guard against any potential flaming, you should not be playing this or any game at all until you can prove beyond any doubt that you came into existence not as a human infant, but as a higher being born of the Light of the Cosmos, with the gods having bestowed upon you all knowledge and uber 1337 gamer skillz for all the games in history and all possible futures, and were never once a noob at anything. Ever. Once you have that taken care of, you should only enter the crucible unarmed and naked, smiting your enemies with your glorious presence alone - which even then will be decried as being OP. Occasionally, to mix things up, it is advised that you win at least 5 crucible matches in a row with your console unplugged and wrapped in a lead blanket, using only mental telepathy to win matches. To prove that you are not glitching, it is strongly recommended that you take the time to go to the houses of each and every one of your competitors and physically play along side them, so that they can bear witness to your superhuman abilities with their own mortal eyes, lest any doubt be cast on the enormity of your prowess. Then, finally, to protect yourself from being accused of being the uber elitist that you are, be sure to openly post about your willingness to cheerfully help random nub scrubs (i.e. all us lvl 29's), who don't have the ability to git gud and earn phat lewts from RNGeezus on their own.