Great question, and I'm glad you asked! Here's my advice to you, good sir (or ma'am, as the case may be): To be 100% safe and guard against any potential flaming, you should not be playing this or any game at all until you can prove beyond any doubt that you came into existence not as a human infant, but as a higher being born of the Light of the Cosmos, with the gods having bestowed upon you all knowledge and uber 1337 gamer skillz for all the games in history and all possible futures, and were never once a noob at anything. Ever. Once you have that taken care of, you should only enter the crucible unarmed and naked, smiting your enemies with your glorious presence alone - which even then will be decried as being OP. Occasionally, to mix things up, it is advised that you win at least 5 crucible matches in a row with your console unplugged and wrapped in a lead blanket, using only mental telepathy to win matches. To prove that you are not glitching, it is strongly recommended that you take the time to go to the houses of each and every one of your competitors and physically play along side them, so that they can bear witness to your superhuman abilities with their own mortal eyes, lest any doubt be cast on the enormity of your prowess. Then, finally, to protect yourself from being accused of being the uber elitist that you are, be sure to openly post about your willingness to cheerfully help random nub scrubs (i.e. all us lvl 29's), who don't have the ability to git gud and earn phat lewts from RNGeezus on their own.