originally posted in:Thorny Guardians
Me: "Quick! Kill it, kill it!!"
Fish: "Kill WHAT?!"
Me: "WHAT DO YOU F-ing THINK?! HOW BOUT THE THING THAT'S [i]KILLING[/i] US?!"
Me: "Kill it with fire-!"
Fish/Doc: "BEFORE IT BREEDS!!"
Me:"F-, consumed AGAIN?!!"
Doc: "Sorry... I tried punching the minotaur again..."
Me: "LIGHTSWITCH is on!!"
Doc: "Yeah...."
Fish: "Crap, where did all these enemies COME from?!!"
Doc/Me: "Uhhh... Sorry. We're a little... Dead."
Fish: "Seriously?!"
Me: "Okay, guys. Let's play this smart. Keep in mind that lightswitch and juggler are on, so keep your distance."
Fish: "Where's Doc?"
Dinklebot: "Guardian down!"
Doc: "Uhhh.... Sorry. I lost focus after "let's", so I just kinda... Punch."
Me: Facepalms. "I'll get him." Dies while reviving..
Fish: "I hate you both."
Me/Fish/Doc: "CRYPTAAAAAAARCH!!! You jerk!!"
Me: Dies *consecutive string of loud and colorful curses*
Doc: dies "Oh. Well then."
Fish: Dies "Gosh darn it!!"
Fish: Fighting Wizards "GO AWAY, WIZARD! You were adopted!!"
Me: Fighting Wizards "You f-inf piece of sh-!"
Doc: Fighting Wizards, "Why won't you just die?!"
Me: Playing solo "All by my-seeeelf....~"
Mom: "-----! Stop making so much noise! I'm watching the Voice, I don't want to hear cats dying!"
English
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Oh. And whenever we get the Nexus, all three of us enjoy screaming "VENUS!" Into our mics. My mom hates that strike.
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Person 1: Where to next? Person 2: Venus? Person 1: Venus. All: VENUS!!