Christ that's nothing, our principal was a convicted criminal (he snuck onto his ex-wife's property and killed her dog while wielding a firearm) as well as a peeping Tom. We still don't know how he was allowed into the school. We also had a teacher who wasn't even certified and was mentally insane. He had multiple personality disorder, he'd cry if we weren't paying attention & had some sort of fantasy about being the Silver Surfer. The guy was nuts and often mentioned how terrible prison was but when asked how he knew so much he'd get on a different subject. He only lasted a single semester but he shouldn't of been allowed to teach in the first place.