I already used :
- Today at work was so stressful, gotta clear my mind and calm myself looking at the earth from the moon...
- Let me take care of the children this whole weekend and take some rest, but at least let me play in peace just for tonite
- I bought you this new bag from LV, nice huh? You like it? Yes sure go on and try it, show your friends, take selfies, take your time.... (switching on the PS4 without any comment from wife)
Got any other ideas guys? girls? :)
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Step #1: Offer her a girls night* with her lady friends. Call ahead and pay for the meal. Have flowers delivered. Hire a babysitter. Step #2: Play Destiny until she gets home. Step #3: Ravish her silly when she gets home because you're an awesome husband who bought her dinner and flowers w/her friends. Step #4: Play Destiny after she passes out from drunkenness/exhaustion. *Also see girls movie night and concerts.