I already used :
- Today at work was so stressful, gotta clear my mind and calm myself looking at the earth from the moon...
- Let me take care of the children this whole weekend and take some rest, but at least let me play in peace just for tonite
- I bought you this new bag from LV, nice huh? You like it? Yes sure go on and try it, show your friends, take selfies, take your time.... (switching on the PS4 without any comment from wife)
Got any other ideas guys? girls? :)
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Get her into destiny I know a few husband and wife teams on destiny, its a magical thing really... As for me I work six days a week and my girlfriend lives 270 miles away so I have pretty much every night to myself :-)