I already used :
- Today at work was so stressful, gotta clear my mind and calm myself looking at the earth from the moon...
- Let me take care of the children this whole weekend and take some rest, but at least let me play in peace just for tonite
- I bought you this new bag from LV, nice huh? You like it? Yes sure go on and try it, show your friends, take selfies, take your time.... (switching on the PS4 without any comment from wife)
Got any other ideas guys? girls? :)
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I try a few: [b]The Trade-Off[/b] "If I put the kids to bed, can I have the TV from 9-10?" (Knowing that hopefully she'll go to bed at 10) [b]Up all night[/b] This involves consistently saying how tired you are and how you need an early night. Then at the last minute when she goes to bed, say you're just going to play one more game and stay up until 4am. If she asks why you took so long, say you fell asleep on the sofa! [b]Hero Husband[/b] "Tonight babe. You do the dishes, I'm going to save the world from the fallen who want to -blam!- our women and eat our children. No need to thank me. All part of the job."