He even attempted to say, "Halo 1-3 sucked, but Reach and 4 were better."
[i]Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh![/i]
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Step 1: Get him very intoxicated Step 2: Take him to your family's catacombs Step3: Bring bricks Step 4: Take him to the end of the catacombs Step 5: Fetter him to a wall Step 6: Build a wall in front of him so he suffocates Alternative option: Kill him and wear his skin [spoiler]And if you've read the story this is from, +1 internet points to you[/spoiler]