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Edited by FalconStrike98: 11/9/2014 5:45:08 PM
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What's the urban definition of your name?

[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link [b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username [b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions. [b]Step 4:[/b] Share below. [spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler] Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny. I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is. [quote][u]"Blank"[/u] A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote] I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1] [quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote] [spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b] I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler] [spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b] Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler] [b][u]Edit #3[/u][/b] I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random. [spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b] Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by An Aids quilt: 11/4/2014 5:08:53 AM
    1. A person with a large dick. 2. A pimp. 3. A person who will become succesful in some way. This is what I got from my real name my username got nothing [spoiler]and my last means.a way of saying a guy or girl is a totally hottie my last name goes quite well with my first in meaning [/spoiler]is it normal to be laughing at what I got?

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  • Can't search my real name as I am the only one in the world, thus far, to own it. (I have done the research, trust me.) Tried my username, and nothing came up as well. Sad, sad day. :'(

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    • Zest Subject. Undefined.

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    • Something about the first man to get laid

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      • My username it described the song (and to an extent the album) pretty well, few minor errors I would correct. They got the gist though, and a few minor intricacies. My own personal name, said I have an average penis, but that I'm an amazing lover, and a phenomenal kisser. It also said I do stupid stuff, but am overall a good person and a jackass.

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      • Outa all iterations of my name, mines by far the best. Extremely sexual appetite.

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        • Username: 1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic. 2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is. A russian goose who is Balto's mentor. A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend. Two polar bears - muk and luk Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto. and many others [i]I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy![/i] [i]When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.[/i] Not very surprised. [spoiler]Damn straight, best movie ever. You guys know I'm awesome. [/spoiler]

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          • Anthony Sexy, Good at sports, Athletic, all around perfect :p

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          • Riley absolutely and ridiculously perfect

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          • Zach #1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile. #2. A name of a person who likes to fool around and be with his friends, often very caring about others and has no problem dealing with tools. My boy Zach likes to play beer pong at the college fraternity perties, he is the life of the party.

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            • A very extremely confusing guy. Shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any given time. Veryy flirtatious. Manwhore. Willll lead you on. Hilarious. Full of charisma. You have to love him. Boys are jealous of him, girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. Not persistent. Changes moods easily; moody. Greatest, most annoying person on the face of the Earth..yet I still want to be with him.. [spoiler]Pretty much none of this is true, not to mention the grammar. [/spoiler]

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              • >urban dictionary

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                • Edited by Goatman: 11/4/2014 3:57:12 AM
                  real name:[quote]When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "[redacted]" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "[redacted]" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday. Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public. [/quote] username: [quote]The man in the goatse.cx pictures. [/quote]

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                • Edited by the UPS guy: 11/4/2014 3:56:06 AM
                  Max. Short for Maximillian, a Russian name meaning "Large Penis" Alright

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                • Edited by Goat Whisperer: 11/4/2014 3:46:49 AM
                  Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse. [i]Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.[/i]

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                  • Edited by Madi the Insane: 11/4/2014 3:33:02 AM
                    "Madeline" <<< my name I swear to god that this is the definition - no lie. Look it up. [spoiler]A most amazing girl. Beautiful, sexy, charming, mysterious, sweet and funny. A girl that all of the boys want and all of the girls admire. Extraordinary.[/spoiler] EDIT: tried my username spelling of my nickname... [spoiler]The most amazing person you could ever meet. Very beautiful. A Madi sometimes finds herself in trouble, but finds her way out using her awesome personaloty. A really amazing friend. If you meet a Madi, your sure to love her.[/spoiler]

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                    • [quote] connor person with large penis [/quote] Can't argue.

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                    • Edited by Guardian8971: 11/4/2014 3:34:53 AM
                      John= a very extremely confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. very flirtatious. manwhore. will lead you on. hilarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..  not persistent.  changes moods easily; moody.  greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..  [spoiler]"i am so confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusing. he constantly makes me sad, angry, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"[/spoiler]

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                    • "LEO is ruled by the Sun so the personality is charismatic, strong and is created to shine.They take on responsibility, naturally." Dose not compute

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                      • Ashley: a bad ass mother-blam!-er who who won't take no shit off of nobody

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                        • Josh - He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :) Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh Lolol

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                        • My name is Spencer, and there just seem to be a ton of good things. However, I'm almost certain that each one was written by someone named Spencer. :P

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                          • 1. A true gentleman. Chivalry is not dead! Not only are ___ super sexy, but they will also engage you intellectually. Tired of idiot guys who cant even read? Well with a ___, you wont run into that. ___ have been reffered to as "sexual creatures", and for good reason. A ___ could be txting you and make you crave them...just IMAGINE what his touch would do! ___ are the Prince Charming's of the world and will sweep their princess's off their feet. Exceptionally loyal, and a great listener, a ___ is a good friend to keep. They will be there for you, listen to you, and relax you with their sexy soothing voices. If your lucky enough to find one of these rare and amazing men, hang on to him!! 2. An overly-long Urban Dictionary entry

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                            • A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. (•-• ) [spoiler]dat last part do.[/spoiler]

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                              • Edited by BloodyAlien243: 11/4/2014 3:32:47 AM
                                Dylan: Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians. (if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties) Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend The most amazing person on earth who makes you feel great about yourself. Good listener and an amazing boy <3 That boy is such a Dylan- so amazing and sweet! A Dylan is the most amazing guy on the planet. He is typically a nerd. A really hot nerd who should take his shirt off more often. Dylans usually have wavy brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and glasses. They enjoy playing video games and watching geeky movies and TV shows like Star Wars or Chuck. They tend to listen to classic and alternative rock, and they hate country and Justin Bieber. A Dylan has the best sense of humor you will ever come across. He is extremely silly, but he is also a very sweet, caring boyfriend. He would never pressure a girl to do anything she wasn't ready for. Dylans appreciate and love their families. They will make their girlfriends bacon. A girl who holds the heart of a Dylan is a very lucky girl indeed! My boyfriend Dylan is the sweetest guy in the world! Usually known as the most amazing boyfriend on the planet. Typically a Wonderful friend and Amazing kisser. Listens and is always there for you no matter what. Loves unconditionally and is Just downright a fantastic, extraordinary, miraculous human being. You'd be lucky to be loved by him... But given his Amazing-factor... He is probably already Spoken for. Too bad. a realy nice guy, who a lot of people like, most people would say he was cute or hot. and if your names dylan im guessing theres some chikys out there that like you. Girl 1: the dylan guy over there is so hot Girl 2: i know

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                              • My name means Chuck Noris... Hmmm

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