[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link
[b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username
[b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions.
[b]Step 4:[/b] Share below.
[spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler]
Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny.
I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is.
[quote][u]"Blank"[/u]
A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote]
I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1]
[quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote]
[spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b]
I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b]
Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler]
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I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random.
[spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b]
Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]
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Matt ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
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I'm apparently a good life partner
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Daniel This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.
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I'm supposed to be funny. [spoiler]I'm practically the opposite of funny.[/spoiler]
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MacKinder isn't there but mac is, and it says I'm a pimp and a playa. I win, go home.
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Nick the most amazing person alive with a huge penis Nick p. has a huge penis
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1 Quinn The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Quinn's generally are always right, which bothers people, but Quinn then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Quinn's, mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. People are jealous of Quinn's, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. Easily described as bisexy, Quinn's have tight buns, and chiseled features that could score glass. Most usually half asian. Quinn's are friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. In fact, a Quinn began that clique. The sun shines out of Quinn's anus, and makes everyone smile when Quinn walks by. Quinn is always more successful then everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of a Quinn, or happened to produce a Quinn. Getting a Quinn for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, a Quinn will light up the dark, will make the ordinary extraordinary, make the plain magnificent. In Quinn's hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Quinn, and in turn Quinn will always be trustworth. A Quinn is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. THE most amazing guy you will EVER meet. Hot Girl: OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS BEAUTIFUL! Hot Girl's (Non-gay) Man Friend: Yes he is, he is totally a Quinn.
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Mine wasn't defined...
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Edited by RagedHalomaniac: 11/5/2014 7:19:56 PMIm a fat pony...[spoiler]:([/spoiler][spoiler]Self-esteem (-2)[/spoiler]
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Actually my irl is greek which I think is kinda cool :3
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trevor [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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[quote]joel Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.[/quote] >cool >popular >important ha, haha, hahaha, HAHAHAHA
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[spoiler]Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker. Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God. Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets![/spoiler] [spoiler]a cool boy ; a brand for shaving cream ; some horny boy[/spoiler] [spoiler]an amazingly hott guy who knows how to dance and has a big dick according to people i know, anthonys are naturaly good at sports and are verry popular. especially with the ladys.[/spoiler]
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"Blank" noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. God damn I wish I was like "blank!"
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Edited by SPAZZIM: 11/5/2014 5:21:46 PM#1. A name of a person who is often smart, cunning, dresses well and likes to have fun. A party goer that attracts many people with his intellect, jokes, and good smile.
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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 11/5/2014 5:33:55 PMOh god, my name has an all new meaning now Two definitions that I found funny First: [spoiler]When you meet a female only once, but you -blam!- her twice. [i]Yo my -blam!-, last night i met this bitch chillin wit everyone. I brought her home and you know damn straight I laid down that elbow macaroni. I didnt bother gettin her numba though, no need for it.[/i][/spoiler] Second: [spoiler]A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!" [i]As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.[/i][/spoiler] That's just -blam!-ing nasty...
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a sexy guy that likes the women and has a nice tooth brush
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Edited by Sellout: 11/5/2014 5:40:31 PMLucas [i]Fly motha -blam!-a with a bigger dick than Collin[/i] I don't know a Collin but whoever wrote it does xD
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Jeremy A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect". We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.
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Thought this was the funniest one for my name. a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. not persistant. changes moods easily; moody. greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. "i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??" [spoiler]I think this girl is obsessed with a guy named John. There are three or four entries just like this.[/spoiler]
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"Is a Girl named maxime who is a boss Its her gangsta name Maximillion super star" [spoiler]I'm a dude...[/spoiler]
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Max Short for "Maximilian", a Russian name meaning "large penis"
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deaf-from-below0 isn't defined. Can you define it?
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This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him
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Undefined, but it means dick[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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Ricky An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically Ricky is a complete beast. by BEEJAY.M0N3Y#5.19 May 14, 2007