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  • *[b]The glass splinters around the bullet hole; blood from the Marty leaves a crimson shade[/b]* Spyda: "Did you get it?" *[b]Static butts in, followed by a voice[/b]* Radio: "Most interestingly, the Martys are practically damage sponges. They don't seem to be bothered by pain. They just sort of... shrug it off. Another thing is all Martys seem to go into a frenzy when Frank O' Connor is mentioned." "Interesting, now tell me about how people become Martys" "Well... we're still not sure." "Not sure?" "Nobody has witnessed the martification and lived to tell the tale." "How do we stop them?" "You don't. Well not by traditional means, anyway. From our experiments, the only way we've been able to stop Martys was by poking them with a stick. Anything else and they will become a Super Marty." "Is there any way to stop a Super Marty, doctor?" "There is but one way - spoons."

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  • *shoves spoons in marty

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  • *[b]The Super Marty breaks down crying because you just shoved spoons in him. You try to cheer him up but he pushes you away. Poor thing :([/b] * *[b]Then he explodes :D[/b] * *[b]But the spoons go with it D:[/b] * So we'll have to be careful with how we use our spoons and sticks from now on. The more you know. But what is that? *[b]A sound echos through the air of what couldn't be less than a few blocks away. The sound isn't getting any louder or any quieter but it's out there. It's a familiar tune composed of a bunch of various musics ([i]I don't know anything about music. Come to think of it, I don't know anything about Marty so this is extremely difficult to write[/i]). And the music sounds good but is scary because ([i]you know what... -blam!- it. Write your own damn story.[/i])[/b]*

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  • *boards up windows* *loads spoon chain guns on the roof*

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