The bubble. A Titan's home away from home. A place where they keep the world at bay. Here we can see a wild Titan roaming his territory. Satisfied that all is well he projects a shield bubble and proceeds to sit down and relax inside of it, perhaps even examine the many spoils of battle he has accumulated.
From on top of a hill a Warlock appears. She spies the Titan's bubble and looks upon it as if a challenge has been issued. Not normally enemies out in the wild the Titan and the Warlock none the less share a penchant for destruction. The Warlock causally approaches. The Titan sees the Warlock. The Warlock cocks her head and winks at him playfully. The Titan knows what's coming next. His mouth utters the words, "Don't you dare." But alas before he can finish the sentence his bubble lays ruined around him, victim of the Nova Bomb just unleashed upon it. The Warlock gracefully glides back down to ground and blows imaginary dust from her hand. The Titan approaches furiously.
Titan: "How dare you!?"
Warlock: "Was pretty magnificent wasn't it?
Titan: "It was magical."
Warlock: "You're magical."
Titan: "I love turtles."
Warlock: "So do I. Kiss me already you fool!"
They embrace passionately. From out of nowhere a Hunter uncloaks and Bladedances both of them into the void.
Hunter: "Filthy buggers. This is the Crucible for god's sake."
The Hunter gets sniped from behind by a fellow Hunter and so the circle of life in the Crucible continues.
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Now I want to see a 'Gorillas in the Mist' style machinima >.> Or an undead Steve Irwin style. "Crikey, there's a warlock! I'm gonna poke it with a stick!"
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Cameraman: "I wouldn't do that Steve. Those Warlocks bite." Steve: "They're harmless once you get to know 'em. See, me daughter's already playing with one. Honey! Don't pull on the Warlock's cape okay. We talked about this remember. They're very sensitive critters." Meanwhile over a period of 18 years Dian Fossey will attempt to live among the Titans in the mist's of Venus.
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Still a better love story than Twilight
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Not just better....this should have been a movie instead of that crap
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'TitanLight', an unforgettable intergalactic love story of confusion, rage and inter-class lust followed by confusion again. And finally... turtles.
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Directed by Michael Bay, the director voted most likely to violently jackoff to an explosion.
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Michael Bay, the director voted most likely to spend hell trapped in an unending rerun of one of his own movies with Shia Lebouf as his narrator.
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That was beautiful.