The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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Atm this moment I stopped by my parents house for a visit and while sitting on the couch reading this.... I look to my right and there cat is sitting 2 feet away from me. So my weapon is a cat.. atleast it's not declawed.