Confessions of a level 25 Titan... 1. I spent the first two weeks of destiny under level twenty 2. I always say "Hand cannon" in a deep voice whenever I headshot something with a hand cannon 3. I like running into enemy lines 4. Due to three I die a lot 5. I was a virgin to legendaries for a month 6. I am an exotic virgin 7. I like to bubble people sing rocket launchers so they kill themselves (almost never works but when it does it feels so good!) 8. On vehicle maps in the crucible I just try to impale people with my sparrow 9. All my friends are next gen while I'm still ps3 10. I always yell "Bitch Bubble" when I use my bubble 11. Whenever I kill/help kill a boss I tea bag the death site 12. I got an exotic while writing this so I'm no longer a virgin 13. I know I can look up easy ways to kill bosses but I don't 14. I can't even try the VoG 16. I'm bad counting 16. I have a whole skit I put up in front of the cryptarch before I decrypt anything 17. Sometimes I I imagine my Titan glowing with void light an blowing things up with his mind 18. I am actually white chocolate 19. I feel very squishy 20. I can't bring myself to kill any of the Kabal except for Valus Ta'rac and Pisons 21. I was also a loot cave whore 22. If I could suck bungee's dick for a better gun I would 23. I'm a guy no homo bungee 24. I find ways to die against even level ones 25. I like to ignore my random fire team after strikes