OMG! I spent the entire morning reading this thread! LOL.
LvL28 and 9/10ths Titan... BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING ASCENDANT ENERGY INSTEAD OF SHARDS.
I've found SOO MUCH in common with others in this thread it's not even funny...
1) I too scream "FALCON PUUUNCH!" when using my Striker Super.
2) I wish there was open communications with PvP Fire Teams and a proximity Comms with enemies just so they could hear me holler "FALCON PUUUNCH!"
3) Going back to (2)... Others would often hear "FALCON P... Damn It" because someone has killed me just when I start the animation.
4) Also going back to (2)... Others may also hear "FALCON OOOOPS!" when i jump into a crowd and blow a bubble.
5) I also say "Welcome to the Thunderdome", "Two men enter, one man leaves" (even though I play a female), and "Not in MY house!" when I blow a bubble.
6) I often forget which modifier I have on my bubble... I use different setups between PvP & PvE... and I suffer the consequences for it.
7) I commonly use words or vernacular better suited to my children... AWESOMESAUCE is one... and my son laughs at me when we play together.
8) I like to turn on the fan when people are sitting on top of the Post Office just minding their own business.
9) I MUST shoot EVERY exploding object on the map... especially when my Fire Team walks past them.
10) I either want a poop brown shader for my Titan or a Chatterwhite shader for my ship so they can be color coordinated.
11) I've gotten Exotics from RNGesus, Xur, bounties, and VoG and feel like I "earned" all of them.
12) I didn't know what people were doing when they were "farming the loot cave"... I ran in for a heavy ammo drop and was greeted with friendly fire and people punching me... So I sat down for a hot minute (I'll never do that again... apparently Bungie frowns on this).
13) I passed up the Exotic Titan Chest plate in lieu of a Stealth Drive because I can't keep up with a normal Sparrow.
14) I give Strike Jack Rabbits a head start because I can catch and pass them with my Legendary Sparrow.
15) All patrols and loot chest/material runs feel like a race... I have to "bump" other Sparrows into rocks or off cliffs because "if you're not rubbing (bumping) it's not racing"
16) I haven't killed a PvPer with my Legendary Sparrow... but if my Fire Team is hopelessly losing then I will shamelessly keep trying.
17) I keep forgetting that you can't "grenade jump"... you woulda thought I might have sorted that out already.
18) I like saying "HERE... HOLD THIS!" when I throw a Magnetic Grenade.
19) I say "Thank You" when the Magnetic Grenade goes off.
20) When I'm waiting for Public Events, I like to watch for other PvEers in the Mothyard or Forgotten Shores and snipe their targets when they get into melee range.
21) I'm a Faction whore... I own a Titan Mark from each Faction... I feel like I need to be at least Rank 3 for EVERY Vendor (still working on it).
22) I only played about a dozen Crucible matches before the Iron Banner event... now my game type count is about even between Story, Strikes, Patrols, and Control.
23) I bought my 21 y/o son his own copy of Destiny just so I would have someone to play with.
24) My wife and my daughter-in-law have expressed feelings of neglect DURING a Nightfall run.
25) I joined a Clan because I didn't have enough friends to conduct a VoG Raid.
26) my son is NOT in my Clan
27) I HATE the Gunsmith & RNGesus... I'm convinced that the only reason I can't get rare Fusion Rifles is because I need them for a bounty... I had TONS of them before.
28) I retired between the Beta and the Launch, just a phenomenal coincidence... my lawn has suffered since the Launch... especially during Queen's Wrath and Iron Banner.
29) I want to play other Characters but haven't been able to resist the urge to play my Titan.
EDIT: I forgot a few...
30) I LOVE the Shoulder Charge and I will only select that option on the skill tree for my Striker... mostly for PvP
31) The ONLY thing better than the Shoulder Charge is the FLYING SHOULDER CHARGE!
32) The ONLY thing better than the Flying Shoulder Charge is actually connecting with an opponent while we're both in the air.
33) I like to call my Flying Shoulder Charge "The Flying Ninjer Kick"... even though it's a knee strike.
34) I frequently Shoulder Charge into a wall, comrade, or off the map leaving behind laughing opponents AND team members.
35) It's probably a good thing I can't hear them laughing because it would trigger my uncontrollable sympathetic laughter which would result in multiple spawn deaths until I could compose myself again.
36) I like to say "JUDY CHOP!" when I melee from inside my bubble.
37) In my bubble melee frenzy I often Judy Chop my allies by mistake... thank god there's no friendly fire.
38) I have never attempted to Flying Ninjer Kick and Judy Chop at the same time... I've learned from Diemon Dave on YouTube that "There's not much call for a one legged Ninjer out there"
EDIT:
39) Every time someone drops Orbs of Light I say "Oooh, a piece of candy" in my best James Woods voice and run over to pick them up.
40) If I REALLY need to charge a Super I say "Did anybody leave any candy laying around here?".
41) I have to choose between wearing my headset or my hearing aids... damn noise exposure from years of service to king and country.
42) I frequently wear my headset when nobody can hear me -_-
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