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originally posted in: Confessions of a 29 Titan
Edited by Paul the Thrall: 10/18/2014 4:26:19 PM
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As a fellow level 29 Titan, I too have confessions I'd like to share with you brother. 1) I always say hello to strike bosses when they first emerge. I just stand right in front of them and wave. 2) I lure enemies into my shield (toughness buff) so I can beat them to death without anyone stealing the kill. 3) I dance at the least appropriate times, often jumping into danger before doing so. 4) I have experienced a glitch in the Vault of Glass that took away my weapons, leaving me to beat a succession of harpies to death with nothing but my fists. I also stopped to point at the Templar and yell into my mic "You're next!". 5) I use my titan as a weapons dealer for my other characters, because their faction rep isn't high enough to buy their own legendary stuff. 6) The first faction I joined was Dead Orbit, for no other reason that the fact their representative is voiced by Peter Stormare. 7) I believe the Vex Mythoclast should be OP ... and I don't even have it. 8) I foolishly dismantled my first piece of raid armour because I didn't want to replace The Armamentarium ... I now have 3 Kabr's Wrath chest pieces, so I fretted over nothing. 9) I've been into the Terminus, but I wasn't the one to get us there. 10) I have punched every strike boss and lived. 11) I hate Crucible, but have a burning need to take part in events. I reached rank 3 in Iron Banner and the experience almost drove me to stop playing Destiny. 12) My raid team always follows my lead, but I'm not sure why. The first team I completed it with even decided to make a new clan, with me in charge no less. 13) Given the choice, I prefer to beat something to death rather than shoot it. 14) I got The Last Word as a random drop in the week the game was released. So many people kept telling me it was the gun they wanted that I put it in my vault to stop people commenting on it and haven't used it since. 15) I mock hunters and despise warlocks. 16) When I play control, I deploy my shield in enemy zones and dance while capturing it, in plain sight of enemies. I then proceed to beat down anyone who comes inside, even blade dancers. 17) The above does not apply to titans running into my shield and doing their smash, or to warlocks novabombing me. Both negate my shield and toughness buff. 18) I also curse quite profusely when a hunter I was taunting to come inside turns out to be a gunslinger with his super ready. 19) I suffered buyer's remorse when I chose to buy Red Death instead of the Helm of Saint-14. I suffered it again a few days later when Red Death dropped for me when completing my weekly raid run. 20) My best Crucible K/D ratio is 19. Rather than being proud of my effort, I was concerned about the skill of the other team. I NEVER do that well in PvP. 21) I have completed over a dozen exotic bounties with my titan, while my other characters are yet to receive their first. 22) My fondest experience in Destiny was coming across three level 26 guardians attempting to open the Vault of Glass. I spent a few minutes racing back and forth between sync plates killing Praetorians as fast as possible before moving to the next, or holding a plate until a fallen player could return to it. Once the spire activated, I raced to the door and waited for it to open as they danced. I then pointed down the tunnel, waved to the players and then turned and slowly walked away into the sunset. 23) I deleted my warlock to make another titan, who is also level 29.
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