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Edited by veilsix:
10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan
1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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17 RepliesI have a Level 29 Warlock (both subclasses maxed, prefer Sunsinger), Level 27 Titan (Striker maxed, Defender on second to last upgrade but prefer striker). And a level 27 Hunter (Golden Gun maxed, Blade Dancer three upgrades left to max). I like to switch out my characters depending on my mood (and their bounties). General Confessions: 1. I tend to drive off of cliffs… a LOT. 2. I tend to miscalculate jumps… a LOT. 3. I have to dance at least ONCE during a strike/mission. 4. I like to wave at enemies. 5. If I see a Captain I have to snipe him… because F that guy. 6. If a Captain lunges at me, I flee… because F that guy. 7. I always point to a chest when someone is around before opening. 8. I have to do all Public Events that happen… even if I know I won’t get gold (stupid Target Guy…). 9. I never got into the loot cave for emblems, but used it for my Fusion rifle kills. 10. I never like going first during the scary dark sections… and jump when an enemy pops out. #totalchicken 11. I made an Excel spreadsheet to track my Grimoire progress. *looks innocent* 12. My first Exotic (from an Emblem) was The Gjallarhorn. <3 <3 <3 13. I get lost easily and end up having to have people backtrack to find me. #buticanfoldamap 14. I grin when I get a headshot. #imnotpsychotic 15. All my characters are female. 16. I like to stand next to the Hunter Vanguard and listen to him talk. #browncoat4life 17. I still frown when I hear Cryptarch #never4get 18. My K/D ratio prevents me from ever getting some of the Exotic Weapon bounties. :*( 19. I have to go after the enemy that killed me. #iwillfindyou 20. I smile when there’s a cut scene and I can see my character. Warlock Confessions: 1. I’m harmless in PvP and Nova Bomb more hedges and walls than Guardians. 2. I died four times before trying out the button prompt on the screen for my Sunsinger and realizing I could revive myself. #OHmoment #blondehairdontcare 3. I wish I chose the darker blue color for my character’s eyes. 4. I don’t like the Warlock outfit… too bulky. #girlproblems 5. I love my Awoken female dance move. :D 6. I say “Talk to the Hand” whenever I melee an enemy. Titan Confessions: 1. I punch EVERYTHING… and smile. 2. I forgot I swapped subclasses and attempted to use the Fist of Havoc on a group of enemies… and ended up making a Dance Bubble of death instead. My death. 3. I always punch Captains… because F that guy. 4. I forget to stand in the Bubble. #whoops 5. I have attempted to use my Rocket Launcher in the bubble a few times. #neverlearns 6. I used my Fist of Havoc in protest when someone was sniping my fusion bounty kills. #nowwhatareyougonnashootpunk Hunter Confessions: 1. I have tried using Blade Dancer in PvP and missed everyone. 2. I have hit more friendlies than enemies with my throwing knife. #unicorn 3. I am trying for a new outfit to replace my AOS#Cryptid since the ugly blue design doesn’t recolor. #girlproblems 4. I want more storage space so I can have more shaders. 5. When overrun by enemies I still try to Blade Dance… and go down swinging. 6. I say stupid things while meleeing enemies… like “Knife to meet you!” or “Shanks for playing!”
