I convince my girlfriend to play for me some times and tell her to just shoot into the cave until and big monster comes( which never comes there is no monster) for an hour and then when she sees all the shiny engrams she feels amazed like she accomplished something and she is determined to do it every time she is at my house to see the scary monster ,
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Reminds me of a long time ago when my wife was my girl friend and we were playing some d&d type game. I was swarmed by monsters and shes in the corner hitting that wall... 5 min later she tells me wow I'm really kicking their butt huh!
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hilarious :)
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Haha this is fake your a gamer and gamers don't have girlfriends. Think you can fool me nope not today
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*sniff* *sniff* he's right... *sobs softly*
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That's not true. Some gamers have girlfriends and most of them feel neglected and resentful of that pretty box that gets all of your attention.
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I have a wife. This guy speaks truth.
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Edited by Mesozoic: 10/18/2014 12:45:18 PMTruly genious.
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Fantastic.
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You missed your true calling in pimping, or psychiatry. Genius