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Edited by veilsix: 10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan

1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!

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  • I wave to Rahool the Cryptarch before every encounter to let him know I am a kind, polite, friendly Guardian and I deserve good decryptions. I point at Rahool in anger when he lets me down, to remind him "I will be back, and this had better not happen again". I dance for Rahool when he gives me something worthy. I danced for an extra long time this morning, when he decrypted my second exotic chest engram into Heart of The Praxic Fire, which has been my most coveted piece for weeks now. I then gave him a friendly wave... "Until next time, my good friend!" Rahool could very likely go from being "my good friend" to his usual troll self this evening if he decrypts all 20 blue engrams I bring him into rares aka hydronic essence and weapon parts. Rahool knows I expect at least one or two strange coins or motes of light. If a legendary is granted, Rahool will receive a dance and a friendly wave, as is now customary between him and me. I also wave at the Postmaster before opening legendary mail, even though I know she does not deserve the wave, because I am going to get 2 or 3 blue engrams. I like to stand next to a lower level random in the tower, and scroll through my 12 or so exotic weapons, while I feel they are inspecting my character. After receiving an invite from aforementioned low levels, I very slowly walk away with a pimp strut to add to the allure of my flaming skull. Being the courteous Guardian I am, I send them a reply a few minutes later, such as "Bout to sign off, but maybe tomorrow." The previous statement is not always true. If they don't put any text in the invite, such as "help with nightfall?", I tend to not reply at all. I'm on my grind too, bruh. At least let me know what you need help with, as this greatly increases my chances of joining you. Sometimes I drive my sparrow full speed off of the edge of a cliff and I explode in mid air. I respawn, and think I'm facing the other direction, only to drive off of the same cliff and explode once again. I feel like I'm going to be missing a few days of work next week since I will not be able to play Destiny, while actually being on a real work trip. I am not looking forward to next week.

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