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Edited by veilsix:
10/18/2014 9:35:35 PM
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Confessions of a 29 Titan
1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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Edited by GUSONEGUSONE: 10/19/2014 9:07:55 AMExcellent post. Finally someone esle who 'gets' Destiny. Destiny is a lifestyle not a multiplayer FPS. "22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me." The most important rule and should be number 1. And jumping off the tower is strangely addictive...
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I run through hordes of various Hive to focus on the wizards because I'm still bitter about how many times they destroyed my fire team when summoning pits was the weekly strike pre-patch.
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5 RepliesEdited by Seizure Procdjr: 10/20/2014 12:24:35 AM[quote]18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.[/quote] Please tell me you never do this in patrol. I couldn't care less for kill stealing in strikes or whatever but that really grinds my gears in patrol. You stay on your side of the map and wait for respawns and off my lawn. Edit: Keep on doin' your thing, TC.
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i wonder how many packs of smokes the future war cult exo lady smokes a day ( forgot her name. latka or something like that. ) i hop off my sparrow and shoot at the engine and watch it ghost ride off into enemies. sometimes fireteam members. i like to afk in the second tree. i like to hop the fence and hang out in the ship yard. i hunt for little places most don't know exist. ( second route to the templar, anyone? it starts below the first chest) ive helped groups out at the gate to the VoG with my level 13 hunter a few times. i always glitch through the door when doing the raid, but always after completing the spire. i ride my sparrow to the templar, knocking people off the edges on the way down. i wear my hunter scarf when i don't need rep.
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Edited by sonofstarwars: 10/19/2014 7:16:58 AMAlso a 29 Titan... [quote]7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.[/quote] Okay… ? [quote]20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.[/quote] Ward of Dawn with Helm of Saint-14 renders any Psion impotent. They are more afraid of me than I am of them. [quote]22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.[/quote] You don’t like wearing those legendary dish towels? They look so dignified and… rectangle. But I refuse to wear a mark that isn't purple. Just the way it is. [quote]29. I was a massive loot cave whore.[/quote] Same here… then I realized just doing Vanguard Tiger was a faster way to get the same stuff. I'm level 41 with the Cryptarch. I think that's high but it might not be. I don't know. [quote]34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.[/quote] They don’t fly backwards... they slow down and move away from the camera. I think.
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I cut holes in my pockets, so I can reach into my underwear while my hands are in my pockets, can you guess why?
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Confessions of a level 28 Titan/Hunter: 1. When people start farming the same spot I am, I sit in the enemy spawn until they go away 2. No matter what team I'm on, I always want Alpha to win 3. I want the hard raid set for my Titan so I can look like a Vex and hopefully befriend one 4. I literally cried when I played Iron Banner every day and still didn't get the Birth of History ship 5. I always hold the relic...ALWAYS 6. I dream of having a rocking house party in my ship with the fireteam one day 7. I sill wonder how the Exo race reproduces 8. I predict that the Exo race will turn against us (after seeing Terminator) 9. I have multiple planned assassinations of the Cryptarch 10. I play the Last Array soundtrack whenever I get into a large enemy encounter 11. I got an exotic out of a legendary engram 12. I hope people notice me when I get on a high point on the tower but they don't ( I cry every time) 13. Whenever I activate Bladedancer mid-air, it reminds me of Attack on Titan 14. I dream of having a fist fight with a Fallen Captain because they have four arms 15. I misread Shanks as Sharks for a whole 3 days 15. If you ain't talkin purple, I don't wanna talk PSN: Auxvilium. PS4
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1 ReplyHoly crap! Story of my life 2!
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Confessions of a level 30 titan defender. 1. I love to bubble where people ask me not to. 2. i got my first exotic in pvp.(also was told to delete my account when it happened) 3. I run vog to many times to count in a week. 4. i have beaten VoG with and without exploits. 5. Have never seen the mythocast drop. 6. Loath pvp unless i am just using my LMG 7. refuse to let a non titan hold relic in VoG 8. Got 2 pieces of raid gear my first go in VoG. got got my other 2 pieces the following week. 9. Hated scout rifles till i got vision of confluence. Still only use auto rifles and lmg in pvp 10. i used the queens bounty to get an butt load of shards before they patched it. 11. also love public events. 12. thought iron banner was joke. 13. Love seeing what the nightfalls have in store. 14. Loath psions with shields. 15. Hate Wizards. will teebag a wizard corpse and die to other mobs and be satisfied. 16. hate getting asked to run VoG everytime i go to tower. 17. I am very blunt with people in VoG. 18. Like to use icebreaker to takes down scorpion loader in Devils layer without ever getting shot at. 19. Ready for what is next. 20. feel no reason to run hard VoG after mythocast nerf. My GT is Kysarian. I play on 360.
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18 RepliesEdited by UberLord Parker: 10/19/2014 8:21:02 AMOMG! I spent the entire morning reading this thread! LOL. LvL28 and 9/10ths Titan... BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING ASCENDANT ENERGY INSTEAD OF SHARDS. I've found SOO MUCH in common with others in this thread it's not even funny... 1) I too scream "FALCON PUUUNCH!" when using my Striker Super. 2) I wish there was open communications with PvP Fire Teams and a proximity Comms with enemies just so they could hear me holler "FALCON PUUUNCH!" 3) Going back to (2)... Others would often hear "FALCON P... Damn It" because someone has killed me just when I start the animation. 4) Also going back to (2)... Others may also hear "FALCON OOOOPS!" when i jump into a crowd and blow a bubble. 5) I also say "Welcome to the Thunderdome", "Two men enter, one man leaves" (even though I play a female), and "Not in MY house!" when I blow a bubble. 6) I often forget which modifier I have on my bubble... I use different setups between PvP & PvE... and I suffer the consequences for it. 7) I commonly use words or vernacular better suited to my children... AWESOMESAUCE is one... and my son laughs at me when we play together. 8) I like to turn on the fan when people are sitting on top of the Post Office just minding their own business. 9) I MUST shoot EVERY exploding object on the map... especially when my Fire Team walks past them. 10) I either want a poop brown shader for my Titan or a Chatterwhite shader for my ship so they can be color coordinated. 11) I've gotten Exotics from RNGesus, Xur, bounties, and VoG and feel like I "earned" all of them. 12) I didn't know what people were doing when they were "farming the loot cave"... I ran in for a heavy ammo drop and was greeted with friendly fire and people punching me... So I sat down for a hot minute (I'll never do that again... apparently Bungie frowns on this). 13) I passed up the Exotic Titan Chest plate in lieu of a Stealth Drive because I can't keep up with a normal Sparrow. 14) I give Strike Jack Rabbits a head start because I can catch and pass them with my Legendary Sparrow. 15) All patrols and loot chest/material runs feel like a race... I have to "bump" other Sparrows into rocks or off cliffs because "if you're not rubbing (bumping) it's not racing" 16) I haven't killed a PvPer with my Legendary Sparrow... but if my Fire Team is hopelessly losing then I will shamelessly keep trying. 17) I keep forgetting that you can't "grenade jump"... you woulda thought I might have sorted that out already. 18) I like saying "HERE... HOLD THIS!" when I throw a Magnetic Grenade. 19) I say "Thank You" when the Magnetic Grenade goes off. 20) When I'm waiting for Public Events, I like to watch for other PvEers in the Mothyard or Forgotten Shores and snipe their targets when they get into melee range. 21) I'm a Faction whore... I own a Titan Mark from each Faction... I feel like I need to be at least Rank 3 for EVERY Vendor (still working on it). 22) I only played about a dozen Crucible matches before the Iron Banner event... now my game type count is about even between Story, Strikes, Patrols, and Control. 23) I bought my 21 y/o son his own copy of Destiny just so I would have someone to play with. 24) My wife and my daughter-in-law have expressed feelings of neglect DURING a Nightfall run. 25) I joined a Clan because I didn't have enough friends to conduct a VoG Raid. 26) my son is NOT in my Clan 27) I HATE the Gunsmith & RNGesus... I'm convinced that the only reason I can't get rare Fusion Rifles is because I need them for a bounty... I had TONS of them before. 28) I retired between the Beta and the Launch, just a phenomenal coincidence... my lawn has suffered since the Launch... especially during Queen's Wrath and Iron Banner. 29) I want to play other Characters but haven't been able to resist the urge to play my Titan. EDIT: I forgot a few... 30) I LOVE the Shoulder Charge and I will only select that option on the skill tree for my Striker... mostly for PvP 31) The ONLY thing better than the Shoulder Charge is the FLYING SHOULDER CHARGE! 32) The ONLY thing better than the Flying Shoulder Charge is actually connecting with an opponent while we're both in the air. 33) I like to call my Flying Shoulder Charge "The Flying Ninjer Kick"... even though it's a knee strike. 34) I frequently Shoulder Charge into a wall, comrade, or off the map leaving behind laughing opponents AND team members. 35) It's probably a good thing I can't hear them laughing because it would trigger my uncontrollable sympathetic laughter which would result in multiple spawn deaths until I could compose myself again. 36) I like to say "JUDY CHOP!" when I melee from inside my bubble. 37) In my bubble melee frenzy I often Judy Chop my allies by mistake... thank god there's no friendly fire. 38) I have never attempted to Flying Ninjer Kick and Judy Chop at the same time... I've learned from Diemon Dave on YouTube that "There's not much call for a one legged Ninjer out there" EDIT: 39) Every time someone drops Orbs of Light I say "Oooh, a piece of candy" in my best James Woods voice and run over to pick them up. 40) If I REALLY need to charge a Super I say "Did anybody leave any candy laying around here?". 41) I have to choose between wearing my headset or my hearing aids... damn noise exposure from years of service to king and country. 42) I frequently wear my headset when nobody can hear me -_-
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Confessions of a 29 Warlock 1) I got the Vex Mythoclast yesterday as well as the raid helm by cheesing Atheon. 2) I feel incredible guilty for #1 3) Still going to do the hard raid for the satisfaction, and I'll feel better about #1 4) If I get killed in the crucible I will often get angry, and call it bullshit, even though it was a legit kill 5) I have the raid sparrow, and I'll always speed until it explodes, then get back on it and do it all over again. 6) Always get excited when I find a crafting material 7) I'm always sliding throughout the Tower.
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Man...i hope you didn't type this up on a phone...eeessshhh
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Edited by TobyClone1: 10/19/2014 9:44:35 PMConfessions of a 28 Titan with Raid boots and chatterwhite who looks like Captain Rex from Star Wars the Clone Wars. 1. Everyone else uses a scout rifle from across the map, yet I always have the last word. 2. When a sunsinger uses an almost instakill melee I respond with my shoulder. 3. I have Fist of Havoc'd in the face every strike boss on Weekly heroic lvl 28 for the kill. 4. I have punched every strike boss in the face and lived on the same difficulty. 5. When a Hunter accuses me of hopping I respond with that I am transversally moving by bounding. 6. If a warlock thinks they are smarter than me I respond by asking them to meet my little friend called my Invisible Hand. 7. When someone asks me if I can see the future I reply that I have an oracle made out of steel. 8. I have exploited the archon priest spot. 9. I went to the loot cave for a total of 10 hours. 10. My K/D ratio is 1.12. 11. I shoot Arc Bladers with my shotgun and stick them and laugh as they die. 12. On Nightfall I play YOLO which is why I've only completed two. 13. When I'm following a dude with no health I ask my friends to say Finish Him
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I take my mic and controller in the crapper with me. I feel I should have made that a spoiler.
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Confessions of a 29 Warlock 1. I think walking is beneath me. I'd rather fly everywhere... and do. And feel like a freaking majestic, flying phoenix. 2. I buy weapons from Xur just to fill up my grimoire. 3. I don't use any weapons I get from Xur. They get dismantled for scrap. I like to earn my exotics. 4. I've gone to the loot cave only three times, each to help a friend. 5. I posted feedback that my Pocket Infinity was overpowered and needed a PvP nerf instead of Suros Regime. I blame myself it's now total crap. 6. I despise hunters in general - playing with, near, or against. I just hate them. 7. I hate using Ward of Dawn as a titan, but I love Defender allies for their Ward of Dawn. 8. I'd be happier if it took more effort to reach level 20. I want the grind. 9. I've read every grimoire card I have, and have a near 2000 grimoire score. I'm that desperate for story. 10. I waited til level 26 to do The Black Garden on level 28 solo. The difficulty was worth the wait. 11. I prefer soloing Nightfall, running in until I die and learning from my death, only to try again. 12. I've used my Pocket Infinity to win matches when I was losing. 13. I won my first game of Rumble. It was awful, and I only won because I scared myself to the point of survival. 14. I cheesed Atheon off the platform once when the servers were going through a long streak of lag causing my whole raid to wipe over and over, taking an hour longer than usual and we ran out of time to play together, cheated out of victory by enemies freezing and suddenly being told the game had continued without us. 15. I race my sparrow, hitting every jump I can and going out of my way to fly on my sparrow. I love riding the sparrow more than I love playing the game... and yet they make PvP changes, but no Sparrow Races.
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Edited by Plain Jaine: 10/19/2014 2:05:48 AMConffesions of a level 27 everything 1. I've played the game so much that everytime I do a mission I can say word for word what the Ghost says -_-' 2. I leveled my titan to 20 in two days by refusing to play her on easy mode. Instead I played on only the hard levels. (I died a lot) 3. I get creeped out when I get game invites from other players but no one is around. O.o 4. When I farm for materials I will look to see if other guardians are in the area, and if so I'll point it out, wait 5 seconds, then farm it. 5. If I'm farming and another guardian is too but they are an ass about it and just run around and try to get it so no one else can I'll try to run ahead of them and -blam!- up their routine. 6. Somethines I like to creep/crouch behind other guardians at the tower just for shits and giggles. 7. When I hunt for public events I like to melee every enemy around no matter which class I am. I have anger issues and like to punch things in the face. 8. I love punching enemies so much I will risk my guardian just to punch a bitch in a strike, raid, mission or what ever. 9. When I play by myself I like to sing the opening song from the lion king. 10. I also like to make sound effects like "pew pew" in a little girl voice when I shoot my scout rifle or pulse rifle. EDIT: I've never jumped off the tower. Thought about it, never had. Probably will tonight when I get on.
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Love your post, i have 3 lvl 29 Titans and do most of the same things you do sometimes i love and dread the game at the same time tho.
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Edited by Socks: 10/19/2014 2:28:26 AMConfessions of a Lv 29 Hunter 1. I have a racism for other classes especialy Titans 2. Cant help #1 3. If i find a chest i will look to see if someone is nearby if not i grab it 4. Even if a person is in the area if they aren't close to me i still grab the chest 5. I dont want the Mythoclast 6. Hard Raid seems pointless and i wont do it till im lv 30 7.Im easily offended or easily irritated 8. Titans that run at me specifically to use their super on me even if im the only one around makes me mad 9. I cant help but get to high spots in games but Bungie doesnt let me do it so i feel awkward 10. I hate invisable roofs Bungie 11.I sit way to often 12. I dance too often 13. I ditched my friend at Xyor because it was too hard only to solo it later
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Confessions of a 29 Gunslinger (28 temporarily, upgrading armor) 1. I throw knives at friend's head to see them stick 2. If I'm not leveling a faction, I refuse to wear a cape that doesn't reach the floor 3. Sometime I put on blade dancer and turn invisible in the tower and stalk people, I run away when I become visible. 4. When my shield gets broken in pve I make zoidberg wooping noises in my head as I retreat. 5. I push afk friends in the tower of the edge. 6. I use the turbo on my legendary sparrow only when I want to see it explode. 7. If I have to go afk for some reason, I sit my character down, always. 8. Sometimes I ragequit pvp if the fight seems one sided. 9. I take all the upgrade materials I get from my warlock and give them to my hunter, my warlock must be pissed. 10. If I have knife juggler equipped I throw knive with an oprah voice (you get a knife! Everyone gets a kniiiiiiife!)
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No confessions from me, but glad to see in a swarm of complaints of nerfs and buffs someone is enjoying the game.
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Edited by ZEROTONIN: 10/19/2014 2:02:41 AMConfessions of a level 27 titan: 1. I don't like using a hand cannon in the crucible because other players move too fast. 2. I sometimes forget that my super is charged 3. If I see someone farming in the steppes I kill the other enemies just to mess up the spawns. 4. I too scream like Chris Tucker when stealth vandals surround me 5. I also scream when thralls rush me. 6. I purposely avoid the hive because I dislike thralls 7. I completed my first nightfall this week 8. If a random invites me to their fireteam, I don't talk to them because I don't know them 9. My first character is a warlock and I secretly prefer warlocks 10. I chose Invective over Thorn 11. I regret doing number 10 12. I just reached vanguard rank 3, even though I've been playing since day 1 13. Whenever the pittsburgh Penguins play I use my Million Million shader because it's penguins colors. 14. I forgot to wear it today 15. I think hunters cocky as hell 16. I shoulder charge to rush forward more than I do to kill 17. I always slide up stairs 18. I still call patrol mode explore mode in honor of the beta Edit 19. I hate the postmaster with a passion because it's super annoying voice is audible throughout the courtyard, I don't like hearing "hi guardian!" 50 times while I'm changing my gear
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Confessions of a Warlock lvl 27: 1. Every time I use my melee, I say "Hi 5!" 2. In the Tower, I usually play with the ball more than buying stuff. 3. Also in the Tower, it creeps me out watching bunch of players inspecting. I feel so naked. 4. When I am on the field, I shoot on the enemies' balls and say "Balls!" 5. I think the Titan's outfit on a higher lvl looks like a big Swiss Army Knife. 6. I hate Crucible, and when I play Control, I get nervous and shoot everyone… even my team mates. 7. My hairstyle looks like an ice-cream cone. 8. On Patrol, I like to point to near players if I found a chest. 9. I am clumsy when I jump. Most of the time I fall.
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Everyone's posts are hilarious. Excellent thread!
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I like throwing knives at people's foreheads to make them look like unicorns
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1. I like to slide UP the stairs in the tower. 2. I love the handcannon. I'm not that good with it, but it's just plain fun.
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Confessions of a level 29 Warlock. 1. My first week of playing I explored every inch of every planet. 2. I always stop and turn around to check to make sure my fire team members are coming. 3. I sit in the orbit screen just to listen to the music and watch my ship. 4. I inspect every player at the tower. 5. I try to point out chests and mats to people nearby. 6. Jumping of the tower is my favorite activity. 7. I sit down after killing the strike boss. 8. The Last Word makes me feel like a cowboy. 9. All praise The Last Word. 10. I wave after someone revives me. 11. When I melee I yell SLAP TO THE FACE!!!!!!!! 12. I sit down in the tower and just watch people. 13. I don't care about reaching 30, I'm in it for the fun. 14. I hate the crucible, I'm not a PVP person. 15. I used the loot cave twice. 16. I love staring of the tower balcony and wondering what's happening down there. 17. I hate AFKers, I will melee you until you help with the fight. 18. I try to help every player who asks for it. 19. I go to Venus just to watch the water. 20. When someone in patrol dies I try to revive them. 21. I HATE Minotaur and Hobgoblins with a passion.
