Level 30 titan 1. Using death from above off cliffs 2. Walking really slow through the tower till someone notices me 3. Standing on the spider shooting his brain with a shotgun 4. Dancing in a double bubble or just getting to say double bubble

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1. I cant seem to drive when im on the sparrow and I end up hitting poles and crates and cliffs and blowing up sometimes 2. Every time I try to avoid being hit by a boss on the strikes, i always find a way to accidentally jump off the level 3. I accidentally jump off levels all the time and blame it on other people pushing me off

Awesome. Specifically #23, 31, 34, 35

#1 I play for fun. #2 I use my fusion rifle. #3 I'm not too bad. #4 I like interacting with strangers and having a laugh. #5 When I find a chest, I look around and try to get the attention of guardians so they can get it too. #6 I complete the weekly heroic/nightfalls multiple times a week just because people I know need help. #7 I'm bored. #8 The server problems earlier got me slightly angry. #9001 Banter.

#35... Me too!!! Great post :)

This is deep...

I would def add you but im on Playstation. I was also a loot cave whore back in my teens! It was a phase

ooo ooo I've got one: Whenever I start up the devils lair and find a fireteam, I wait for them to get on their sparrows and give them a head start.Only to purposefully show them I can outrun them with my upgraded S-30c. (it's legendary)

Most of these I do also especially the last one

Confession of a lvl 29 Hunter Sometimes when im done with my daylies and bounties i patrol Venus outside the VoG entrance hoping to find raiding party, i watch them from a distance with my icebreaker sniping the minotaurs and feel good about myself after the gate is opened :)

29 titan defender 1# keep calling my bubble discoball and dance in it but the disco lights are to bright for my enemies 2# keep using my disco ball as fist of havoc and have a shotgun party inside 3# keep falling of the Venus PvP map while capturing B, did this already in alpha but still didn't learn 4# still think hobgoblins are hobo's, they keep camping and make fire 5# i punch pretorians till the die 6# i love to jump of the tower multiple times without reason 7# i slow walk while keep hitting crouch and think it looks like a chicken walk 8# if i got a pike i look for a cliff and press the dash to make side way rolls and keep doing this till someone notice 9# i follow fellow guardians everywhere but when the look i run away 10# if my magnetic grenade sticks on an enemie i'll try to get it of him with a punch, it always ending up that i got killed 11# when finished a game mode i kill myself with a grenade, jump of an edge or use a rocket launcher, don't know why 12# when my fire team got killed i say i gonna do a trick, i jump and make a 360 and ending up next to some captain and die, most of the time the trick worked and everyone is alive starting at the last checkpoint 13# while holding a relic i somehow throw it of an edge accidentally, this happens way to often 14# always try to punch blade dancers head on, knowing it doesn't work 15# i love to cosplay a lvl1 titan, with my lvl1 gear 16# i accidentally threw away some legendary engrams thought it would give me something

At the first loot cave I would use my super to pop up the bubble shield when people were firing their rocket launchers and if I did it in the right spot, they would shoot the shield and kill themselves

Confessions of a level 29 voidwalker 1. I think voidwalkers are kind of op 2. I never play sunsinger yet complain to my friends that his sunsinger is op 3. I love playing with titans and warlocks 4. I hate hunters 5. Received suros regime from rng 6. Didnt bitch when xur solid aint bitching now that its being nerfed. 7. I suck with nova bomb 8. If youre a defender titan or warlock my super is waiting for you 9. I'm an auto rifle noob 10. I refuse to use a shotgun on even the smallest maps. 11. I tell myself im a titan before every nightfall or raid 12. I prefer to have mob and boss aggro 13. I really dont like hunters.. 14. Warlocks are the best class, but everyone else is op 15. I have only completed the raid by knocking atheon off 16. I have no problem with the atheon update. 17. I get upset when people dont revive me quick enough (im sure I do wayyy more damage than everyone else) 18. I die very often because I think its important to get "one more shot off" 19. My sunsinger friend has carried me since day one. 20. Yeah I'm kind of a dick

1 more Confession of level 29 warlock and hunter. 1. I Cant decide which is My primary character because both have 1 raid Gear and Are both great

Love this post

34. they don't fall backwards, they just fall behind from camera as they slow down but the camera does not.

I like when the raid team Im with wants to jump to the middle platform during time of vengeance and I, as the relic holder, refuse this strategy so I run to back to watch them all get shot up by atheon. The best is when the but hurt starts :-)

[quote]1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played. 2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on. 3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask. 4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade. 5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues. 6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow. 7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission. 8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this. 9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated! 10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc. 11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :( 12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business. 13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up. 14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role. 15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time. 16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it. 17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it. 18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help. 19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus. 20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19. 21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu. 22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me. 23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head. 24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are. 25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus. 26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower. 27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened. 28. I don't think everything is as it seems. 29. I was a massive loot cave whore. 30. My laundry piles up more than it used to. 31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower. 32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :( 33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off. 34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit. 35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me. Feel free to add your own! EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :) EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!![/quote] Titanic Win

I am the same way with captains I especially hate the archon priest, I take great joy in shooting him in the face when he starts laughing

Lmao great! Read the whole thing

Confessions of a 28 Hunter: 1. I received my best weapon, Patience and Time, from going afk thru half of a crucible game. 2. I have played over 300 games of Crucible, compared to... way less everything else. 3. My favorite thing in life is when an enemy sniper is challenging me, and gets confused when i gain invisibility from ADS. 4. I could not play this game without having the gear to see my radar while ADS. With my heavy weapon I still feel like I have lost an extension of myself. 5. Hunters are by far the most dashing. 6. Warlocks are by far the most annoying. 7. I like to think of Titans as Hodor, soaking up agro so that my cloak is never tarnished. 8. I have a love hate relationship with throwing knives. I mean, why is a headshot not a one shot kill? That takes so much more skill than literally every melee, especially the one shotters that exist, like SHOULDER CHARGE! 9. I genuinely enjoy this game and I feel very defensive when anyone criticizes it. 10. I have 54 strange coins because I never need what Xur pulls out of his cloak lining. 11. I like to do a RE4 Merchant "Welcome" voiceover when i approach Xur. 12. I still check the Gunsmith even tho I know he is useless. 13. I have a level 6 rank in New Monarchy simply because their cloak was the coolest for a long time. And because Dead Orbit seemed cliche. Not to mention the Stupid War Cult. 14. I will reach peak happiness when there is a Chatterblack shader.

Awesome stuff Confessions of a 29 Male Human Titan 1. 251h 13m playtime since day 1. (not including 100+ in beta) I LOVE AND HATE DESTINY 2. CRYPTARCH WHORE RIGHT HERE. lvl 52 cryptarch. 3 Guaranteed highest grimoire in beta. 2015. currently 2250 4. just started my warlock class today 5. 3 places I can get up to in tower.. up the tree ( by gunsmith ) go on tarp. Up by the fan switch.. I can get on top of the pipes. and the speaker. I can get up to the wooden scaffolding above him >:) (beta glitch whore) but they all still work. 6.Leader of Ritual of War. aka CBTS (Calm Before the Storm) since Starhawk :) 7. Auto rifles make me smile :) especially when the whole team is using High RoF 8. Team rocket fests are fun. 9. SPARROW RACING YA!!!! 10. I am excessively verbal in PVP.. and I mean a sailor could not compete. 11. I love killing the same guy over and over. and I will pick one of you and kill you over and over. 12. If I cant kill you because of Lag/ Latency. I will curse the ground you walk on. And spam bad connection till you DIE, 13. Fusion rifle is a must in PVP. 14. Public events....... CANT....... STAY.....AWAY.... 15. lots of exotics... only one I bought from xur.. Suros. the rest I got from engrams or raid. 16. 3 legendary sparrows.. 1 time breaker. 1 with blue exhaust and 1 with green. Ok that's good for now I guess.. happy trails everyone :)