Now this is a story all about how
My life got quickscoped upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to sit the truck down
And tell you how I became the prince of a map called nuketown
On xbox live, I was born and raised
Modern warfare, where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
And shooting some scrubs outside of the school
When the quickscope clan, who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood
Got in one little fight, my mom got scared
She said "I'm getting you black ops for christmas this year"
I whistled for snipars, and when it came near
The license plate said blaze and it had memes in the mirror
If anything I could say that snipars, you're top
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to black ops"
I pulled up to a match about 7 or 8
And I yelled out to snipars: "No hardscoping m8"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally down
To sit on my throne, as the prince of Nuketown
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