It’s that time of the week, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome yet again to another edition of the O’Blony Factor. Let’s dive right in to our top stories tonight:
- A Floodian by the name of Ember has formed his own religious sect under the name of the Church of Achronos. The sect has gained a massive number of followers and continues to spread to other people, teach of the great lord Achronos.
- The #Offtopic forum was in chaos earlier as a massive influx of AMA threads, reaching a 9.2 on the Shitpost Scale, struck the forum and caused widespread panic and confusion. The AMAquake lasted for many days, with multiple aftershocks. As of late, the aftershocks have become less frequent and ferocious, so it is likely that the AMAquake threat is finally over for the time being.
- The AMAquake was not the only catastrophe to hit the flood. Just a couple days ago, the Flood was under the attack of #CringeFest2014, where hundreds of cringe related posts and roleplays were posted all over the #Offtopic forum in large numbers. This autism march was led by a forum goer by the name of Raw Sugar who assumed the role of queen in the roleplay, igniting the gas that led to a full-on explosion of cringeworthy roleplays. Thankfully, this attack lasted only for 1 day with some minor spillovers the next day. I advise everyone to prepare next year for #CringeFest2015. I got a line of Ashton Kutcher x Pinkie Pie fanfics ready for then.
- On a lighter note, the famous alt called The Necromancer returned briefly to do what he does best: necrobump fun threads that pisses people off or makes others laugh. Sadly, it was not as great as his prior necrobump sprees, but I do hope to see him do many more in the future.
- Speaking of necrobumps, a classic thread dating back to the b.old thread was discovered in an ancient Flood ruins site. This Flood favorite was none other the original cheerios thread. If you do not know what it is, you can check it out [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/1947004/0/0]here[/url] as it will soon be moved the the official Flood museum.
Well, it’s the end of the show, but before we at the O’Blony Factor end for the night, I would like to leave you all with the word of the week: ichthyolatry.
I also would like to ask the fans of the O'Blony Factor to submit entries of the O'Blony Factor picture posted above with a halloween theme to it for the next show. These pictures can be posted in this thread or PM'd to me and the best one will appear on the next edition of the show. Now with that out of the way, may you all enjoy the rest of your week and remember to tune in again with us on the 24th as we have now moved to a bi-weekly schedule. Hopefully, next week won’t end like the cliffhanger of a Soprano’s e-