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10/10/2014 10:06:11 PM
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That's not a power, that's having control of your rectum.
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I currently have too much control of it. I wish to be able to shit myself when I cough.
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Wait till you really have to go, but don't. Then cough excessively. This power exists, my friend.
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But I can't because I have to push which makes me stop breathing, so I can't cough. What I want is the ability to just be sitting in class, listening to the teacher and then cough and shit everywhere.
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If old people can do it. You can do it. [spoiler]Become one with the rectum.[/spoiler]
