I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power to kill anyone by looking at them but only when I'm not looking at anyone
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Edited by Grey_Wolf_626 TTV: 11/9/2014 4:43:53 AMTo have Spaghetti come out my fingers...
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The ability to walk on water but drown on land
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The power to open notebooks, but once they're open, they won't close.
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Endless stomach
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The power to use a Final Flash from DBZ [spoiler]but only when nothing bad is happening.[/spoiler]
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The power to fly in and tell BULLSHIT when someone is saying some bullshit
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Edited by Oath 01: 11/20/2014 2:55:15 AMthe power to tell what other people's super powers are how is that useless? [spoiler]no one has super powers...[/spoiler]
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The ability to teleport to exactly where I don't want to be
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I want the ability to punch people in the face telepathically every time they say Totes, I can't even, Swag (or any variation of the word swag IE Swaggie, Swagster, Swagalicious etc), or YOLO.
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See through any womans shirt, but they are alerted you did every time you do.
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Orgasm at will
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See through clothes at my own will [spoiler]*Insert Lenny face here*[/spoiler]
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Invisibility
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The ability to have mental sex :/
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I can make people sneeze by looking them in their ankles
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The ability to put a USB in correctly every time
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I wanna shoot coke (the drink) from my knee caps
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The power to throw POTATOS for no reason Teacher:he- Me:SHUT UP AND EAT POTATO
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I want the power to make people think I have better powers.
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The ability to shoot popcorn from my right hand and a different flavour of PPP from each of my fingers, on my left hand.
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The ability to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) her right in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) without her saying ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
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The ability to poop rainbows. Obviously.
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The ability to run extremely fast like the Flash whenever I get an erection.
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I wish I still got random boners every 10 minutes like when I was 15
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The power to replace my hair with feathers at will