This is an emergency broadcast coming to you live from the O'Blony Factor. It appears that a forum wide epidemic of autism and ebola has occurred. It is advised that you all wear protect gear, wash your hands regularly, and stay indoors until the situation has calmed down as they are both very contagious. I repeat, stay indoors. Thank you for your time. This has been the emergency O'Blony Factor broadcast.
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Queen Kirsten is here to tell you all to remain calm. I wish I could be the comforting voice of assurance that things will get better, but they won't. They'll get worse. I advise that you all lock your bedroom doors and crawl under your desks.