You should have listened to your mother And ate your veggies when you were younger You should have listened to your parents And doubled up on your peas and carrots Even though I eat meat I appreciate the irony Now that the cows are going mad The vegetarians are laughing at us now Well this will just make you want to hate them even more But if you indulge in that You're no smarter than the slab of beef you eat The one that's now driving you mad I hate to be an I told you so but I f*cking told you so Meat is murder and it's killing you Now what the hell are you going to do?