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9/30/2014 8:31:54 PM
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The Worst, or Best Pick-Up Lines
I've decided that I wish to gather all of the [i][b]worst[/b][/i] or the [i][b]best[/b][/i] pick-up lines ever conceived. Share yours!
[spoiler]I'm going to wrap you in my arms and call you my baeritto.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesDo you live on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyWe both have buckets of chicken wanna do it? [spoiler]team fortress 2 reference[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Well, bang ok"
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2 RepliesOn a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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1 ReplyHow I do it.
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5 RepliesMy dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
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1 Reply"ay gurl. Want sum fuk?"
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1 ReplyHey baby, I think you dropped something. *present Penis*
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3 RepliesWhat's that behind you?! Oh wait, that's me f[b]u[/b]cking you from behind in an hour.
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5 RepliesHi, can I buy you a drink.
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6 RepliesYou're pretty, I'm pretty, what say we go back to my place and stare at each other for a while
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6 RepliesAre you a beaver? Cause I got some wood that needs a-nibblin'.
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1 ReplyGurl, you a beaver? Cuzzz DAYUUUUUMMM
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8 RepliesEdited by oo GALAXY oo: 9/30/2014 8:54:09 PMOnce, I was at a bar and I saw this guy bet a girl a kiss. If he could bend a cigarette in half, and touch end to end without breaking the cigarette... she had to give him a kiss. I sat back and watched as she agreed to the bet.The man then took the cellophane from his pack of cigarettes off and wrapped it around a cigarette quite tightly. He then proceeded to to be able to bend that mother -blam!-er in half, and touch both ends together, and the cellophane stopped it from breaking. Sort of a pick up line... it seemed to work though, he got his kiss from someone he had just met within the hour.
