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Edited by Gooderman: 9/24/2014 12:33:16 PM
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Destiny Limericks

Originally I started putting these in the 'Destiny puns/jokes' thread but decided to make a new one since I can't seem to stop. Limericks tend to be bawdy, dirty, and naughty, so... WARNING! GRAPHIC RHYMES LAY AHEAD! CAN BE VERY NSFW! There once was a guardian named Cliff Who snuck onto a fallen skiff Before they departed The Captains all farted And he passed out after one whiff The shotgun in PvP is easy and fun for me 'Til I pissed off a 'lock and then, to my shock, he nova bombed the shite outta me Said the Servitor to the Thrall of that which he feared most of all, "Am I or not truly robot? Or just half of a Transformer's balls?!" A Fallen Captain named Lance felt naughty and undid his pants He was the master at stroking it faster because he could use all four hands On Venus, a Guardian's text read "Hey big boy, let's have sex!" He was in the mood and so he got nude ...and then he got gang banged by Vex

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  • A difficult Strike had been mastered A purple engram dropped out after It was absurd Out popped a blue turd That fuggin Rahool is a bastard! The mysterious Agent of Nine and his black market wares are divine "Hey [i]tentacle face[/i]!" I said in poor taste Then he beat me to death with my spine I wanted to know more than that, but The Speaker could be such a prat "I could speak of wars and battles, of course, But here, I have an app for that"

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