Example:
Explosions
Explosions
[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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Half size people Go on a long hike Battles Least efficient ways to get to destination Drops item in a volcano Eagles save the day Could've ended with eagles bringing them there in the first place
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Man loves hockey Can't play worth a crap at hockey Said man discovers he has a gift for golf Man joins PGA tour (Hint: it's an Adam Sandler movie)
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Panicking Village.. Dragon FIRE DEATH GUY GETS PUSHED OFF BOAT MAN TIES ROPE TO METAL POLES AND BOAT GREEDY MAYOR DIES DRAGON KILLS MORE PEOPLE MAN AND SON KILL DRAGON REFUGUING DEATH GIRL IN WHITE SAVES THE DAY MAN GETS PISSED OFF OVER A STONE GIVES LITTLE MAN SHIRT 11 LITTLE MEN STANDING IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF WARRIORS ORCS THE IRON CLAD DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH STONE WAS STOLEN DEATH MORE ORCS GOING TO THE NORTH DRAMATIC DEATH DRAMATIC DEATH EPIC FIGHT ORC VS DWARF TOSSES ROCK CHAIN AT ORC STANDING UNDER I'M COLD WATER FAKE DEATH STABBED IN THE FOOT BOTH GET STABBED CRYING DEATH THE DROPPINGS OF TWO FOOTBALL TEAMS THE EAGLES AND THE BEARS BEARS ATTACK ORCS ORCS DIE AL MOST DEATH RETURNING HOME FRIEND LEAVES YOU SEES THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING YOUR STUFF YOUR HOUSE IS ON AUCTION EVERYONE THIS YOURE DEAD TAKE BACK HOUSE 80 SOMEHOW YEARS LATER FRIEND FINALLY COMIC BACK Now guess the Movie...
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Dude from lizard sqaud is recruited by sons of anarchy. Few karate lessons and occulus rifts later he becomes and the one and saves gaming as we know it
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There was this dude who's wife was brutally murdered and lost his son and with this mentally unstable woman searched far and wide for his son. [spoiler]Finding Nemo[/spoiler]
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Girl party's Girl goes out cold Gets bag of drugs in her Drugs start to leak Uses supah powahs [spoiler]Laugh out loud[/spoiler]
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Boobs Boobs Boobs
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Tom Hanks.
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Edited by Neri: 1/5/2015 7:44:56 PMUnder the sea. Nuff said.
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A man pretends to be insane That man goes insane
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Get out me swamp
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Diamonds on a satellite. Satellite has a laser.
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Dude gots his daughter nd son right? They live on farm Dad goes to space, explores some stuff Goes through black hole. Figures out that if you push books from the other side of the bookshelf you manipulate the past. [spoiler]interstellar[/spoiler]
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Some guy's wife died, got carjacked, and went on a rampage
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Edited by Adem0us: 1/6/2015 4:25:40 AMA raccoon, a tree, the alien chick from Avatar but green, a blue steroid junkie covered in tattoos, and a buff white dude save the galaxy from an emo-looking dude with a rock. Nevermind, that's still a pretty good description. [spoiler]of a kick-butt movie (guardians of the galaxy)[/spoiler]
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Vroom vroom Car go vroom [spoiler]every fast n furious movie[/spoiler]
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Spiderman 3 = shotgun diarrhea
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Automobiles non stop automobiles cars everywhere small town cop stops adrenaline car he doesn't like it there but the folk are calmly he does good wins end
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Many Godzillas vs transformers. Bad accents and slightly offensive stereotypes for all but the black guy....
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Guy does drugs Guy gets smart Guy drinks blood
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Guns Guns Guns [spoiler][u][b][i]The walking dead[/i][/b][/u][/spoiler]
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White guy jumping in front of a mirror chokes on stage shoots paintballs at cop car sets house on fire some freestyles gets beat up by group of black guys mom wins at bingo beats black guys in rap battle goes to work
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Movie stars Leonardo dicaprio narration Movie ends
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Random shīt blows up![spoiler]Any Michael Bay film![/spoiler]
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People get eaten People go on boat People get eaten People blow up big fish People happy [spoiler]It's Jaws[/spoiler]
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Matthew Mccaunaghey in space