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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • Edited by Captian Wolfram: 9/25/2014 8:49:36 PM
    DARK HELMET(lifts up mask) Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it. GUNNER(lifts up eye guard) Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my best. DARK HELMET Who made that man a gunner? MAJOR I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too) DARK HELMET Who is he? COL SANDURZ He's an Asshole, sir. DARK HELMET I know that. What's his name? COL SANDURZ That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. DARK HELMET And his cousin? COL SANDURZ He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole. DARK HELMET How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? All, but few, stand up. ALL Yo! DARK HELMET I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. (pulls down mask) Keep firing, Assholes. That quote is so good I don't even need to add balls to it

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