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9/25/2014 2:43:57 PM
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Flood I can't open the mayo jar
Title says it all.
Please help I cant open it and im scared
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Just use cum
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Bump it.
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*universe A bender and universe 1 bender together* "DOOOOMMED"
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2 RepliesPut your hand on [u]THE LID[/u]
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*tries to open jar* *explodes*
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Dun't leave ktan :(
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Edited by Rocketman287: 9/25/2014 3:51:22 PMBuy it things, and take it out on a nice date. [spoiler]it'll open itself ;)[/spoiler] [spoiler]don't spill that mayo on your pants hue[/spoiler]
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Use your heat vision
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1 ReplyI thought you left.
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1 Reply[quote]I thought you left.[/quote]
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Here's what you want to do: First have a very stern talk with it, but don't yell. Next run it over with a cement truck. If that doesn't work, take it back to the store and complain about the jar not cooperating and go on a big rant about how jars aren't like they use to be and how the world has changed so much. Then break down crying in the middle of the store. The lid should pop right off after that.
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2 RepliesAsk the man of the house to open it for you
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Oh my god there's so much mayo!
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Unless you got an orbital MAC canon you're doomed.
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2 RepliesYou have only one option. Sledgehammer
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2 RepliesUse a rubber glove
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2 RepliesPunch it in the face for being a dick!
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Stab a very small hole in the top?
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2 RepliesUse your teeth.
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1. Tap the edge of the lid on the counter. 2. Rotate the jar 90°. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 4-8 times. 4. Grab the lid with something that grips and twist it open. 5. ???? 6. Profit.
