Poorly describe a video game and we will try to guess it. Ready? Go.
>some random getting interrogated
>entire DAMM thing is just a bunch of memories.
>guy goes crazy
>gets punched in face
>blows up a ship.
Can you guess the game?
[spoiler]yes it is black ops lel[/spoiler]
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Lasers and 50s music
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>Have a friend that can rip off arms >Magic sword that can cut people and doors >Uses bacteria to gain control over others >Person who speaks backwards, you know >Last part was released first >Guns >Midgets >People explode when they die >This game is not rated M >You can swap people's bodies to create new people
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>Guy fails at killing you >go and find him >steal his gun
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-Regarded as one of the worst games of all time. -It's a racing game where you can pass through every solid object in the game. -Your truck can also drive straight up mountains without slowing down. -If you go in reverse, your truck can travel above the speed of light. -The other truck you race against never moves an inch, staying at the finish line the entirety of the race. -You can drive out of the game world by simply driving forward. -Released in 2003 for the pc.
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[b]Constants[/b] [i]And variables[/i] [b]Must you interrupt dear sister?[/b] [i]Well, why shouldn't I? We both don't properly exist, after all.[/i]
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>*feels* >*random things* >*feeling the feels, man!*
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Killing people with 2 bullets for countless years. Oh wait I accidently explained Cod too accurate.
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Game consists of -killing stuff -getting stuff -staring at sexy blue hologram -killing stuff -staring at sexy blue hologram -finding stuff -killing stuff -staring at the sexy blue hologram for 40 more minutes [spoiler]halo[/spoiler]
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Edited by PerilousLoki: 9/28/2014 11:03:39 PM>on a ship >ship rocks back and forth >people jump off >girls faints and wakes in an island >her clothes are now wet >Russians >ancient monster people >praising the sun >clothes are still wet >guns and bows and wet clothes >magic
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>chop wood >bank >chop wood >bank >chop wood >bank >chop wood >bank >chop wood >bank >chop wood >bank
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>red stall >it said no fapping >i played inside and weapons came out What game?
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2 dragons make a child Child saves world but gets -blam!- if kill chicken Crazy priests
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The notes the note the notes The face the face the FaCe ThE fAcE THE FACE THE FACE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYY (Wet, meaty splurch)
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>Go innawoods >Destroy Tank >Kill mom >Get PTSD >cryevertim
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Edited by Phosphor: 9/28/2014 2:09:53 PMIt had the biggest and most genius plot twist in the history of video games when it was released. It was released after TES 4: Oblivion And before Skyrim
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Edited by Jet Wave 600: 9/25/2014 4:26:13 AM"[i][b]RULES OF NATURE![/b][/i]"
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Edited by Kitkat: 9/28/2014 11:08:08 AM>kill thingies >save floaty white planet thing >yay
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A bunch I ten year olds saying that they banged your mom
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Edited by nikkogrimmismit: 9/28/2014 4:00:42 AMJust something with no enjoyment whatsoever
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Edited by Cloaked Goliath: 9/28/2014 2:09:22 PMThere's a Beta Casual who can't get over his lost grill. So he runs around space finding ways to busy himself so he doesn't think about it, but it always comes back to haunt them.
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Phosphorus.
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Is it [spoiler]battlefield 3[/spoiler]
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1997 graphics, made for fat 8 year olds
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Kid goes 7 years in the future, goes through a lot of shit to save a kingdom, relives his life again
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Mansion Zombies Umbrellas
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Autistic Special Forces kills Autistic Soldiers.