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#Story

originally posted in:The Illuminati Doritos
9/17/2014 4:19:12 PM
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Truth about Warlocks...

Warlocks don't use the travellers light... Instead, it is rumoured that they utilise the dark energy of illumernated Doritos... Conspiracy? I think not. The truth is in the packaging (may contain traces of nuts or ogre pubes).

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