Two friends and I go drinking at a club. We sit at the bar. I'm on the end, with two empty seats next to me.
This gorgeous blond woman and her boyfriend take the two empty seats, with her sitting next to me.
At one point, both my friends and her boyfriend get up, leaving just the two of us at the bar.
Suddenly, she turns to me and says, "You want to dance?"
Now, I'm an average guy, so I smell a trap. "No thanks, I'm just here for a drink."
Then her boyfriend comes back, and the two of them go at it like two Alien facehuggers trying to John Hurt one another.
So looks like it was just a play to make him jealous. Which is so shitty on so many levels that I don't even.
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You [b]Can[/b] even.
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I [b]Did[/b] even Wait, what the hell are we talking about?