Hello and welcome once again Floodians to your #1, unbiased news network, the O’Blony Factor. Let’s jump right in with our top stories: - First off, one of our well known users by the name of Biosmiley just recently turned 17 this past week. In response to this, we at the O’Blony Factor have made him a special birthday cake: a poptart-themed companion cube. Happy birthday, you magnificent bastard. - The site has gone into an uproar after a recent update by the web team has now enabled group walls to appear in user’s messages. It has been received with a mixture of responses, some of them being praise, others being full of annoyance as their notifications are bugging out, and lastly people are just entirely confused to hell as people enjoy posting Lenny faces in the chats. - Speaking of the Lenny face. There are rumors going around #Offtopic of another possible Lenny raid on #Destiny to counter the mass of Desticles that will be invading the forums come September 9th, the release date of Destiny. Apparently some Desticle Knight by the name of Warmaster plans to fight back against the spam on the forum, but the raid is predicted to likely be as disorganized as the last Lenny raid. For this next segment, I have an interview with a guest Floodian by the name of Luis69. So, Luis, you apparently caused an uproar on #Offtopic with "The Fappening". Care to explain it in detail? [i]Luis69: Wasn't really me. Scorch made a thread with the link to the Fappening thread on Reddit. I just saved the link before Scorch's thread was taken down. Coconut Marty and Chakas also got the link. And people were just asking for it.[/i] I see, so it was just you three? About how many people do you think you guys gave the link to? [i]Luis69: I'm not sure if it was just us. But we were the only three that I saw PMing the links. Though, I'm sure Coconut and Chakas gave more links than me.[/i] Did you partake in The Fappening beyond just giving others the link to the Reddit thread? [i]Luis69: Yes I did, I was disappointed you didn't have a nude leaked. I cried in bed because of it.[/i] Well, you just never know. Maybe “someone” may leak my nudes eventually. ;3 Anyways, who do you prefer: Kate Upton or Jennifer Lawerence? [i]Luis69: Remi Lacroix[/i] That was rather surprising. I was hoping for you to say Sméagol, but oh well. It seems our interview is coming to a close. Do you have anything you would like to say to the viewers at home? [i]Luis69: Ahhh shit scratch that, I prefer Luke over everything. Also, don't take nudes.[/i] Alright then. Thanks for joining me on the show, Luis69. I would also like to say thanks to all our viewers for welcoming me into your home once again. Before, we come to a close, I would like to leave everyone with a new word that they can look up and add to their vocabulary: antediluvian. Okay folks, tune in next week for a possible announcement of the first ever O’Blony Factor Contest. Seacrest out!