U is for unicorns flying through mordor playing baritone saxophones that are painted purple and appear to have green ooze coming out and landing on small towns that are now OMFG...The towns are burning down from the ooze that must be acid and all the kids are running and screaming with half burnt faces with adults trampling over them...oh the horror...and no one to save them...The screams....The terrible screams...they are what haunt you late at night when you are enjoying a nice cool bed...crying yourself to sleep thinking if maybe you took that emergency preparation class back in college, they would have taught you how to deal with a situation like this but nooo you were chasing that redheaded girl named Stacy...who i have to admit was pretty hot and she knew how to do that thing with her tongue...you know what I'm talking about...and she would start yelling out stuff in spanish...But that's besides the point...If you had just kept it in your pants you could have saved those villagers...shame on you