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8/29/2014 8:15:12 PM
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Hello everyone. I hope your day is well.
*walks over to bar*
Give me a bottle of whiskey please.
English
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*Slides bottle of whiskey* What's up?
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*opens* Nothing really. Just trying to make a living. Plus, I have a special item that's up for sale, but the auction is for invited guests only. InstaCode refused it. Want to come?
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I'm intrigued...
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Do you want to know what it is? *whispers* I went on an hunting trip to #destiny, trying to make some money bounty hunting. So, I see this temple, these desticles were worshiping their false god. So I killed them and brought back the remains of the purple ball in this bag. So, you want in on the action?
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Hmm not my bag of crazy... I'll pass
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Ok then, let me just... *bag gets sniped out of my hands* What the? Get down!!
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*Cuts a shot in half with sword* Well then...
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The desticles have come for their idol. Cover your butt
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[spoiler]greatest movie ever[/spoiler] Let them come... *throws down bubble shield*
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*prepares armor lock* Lets do this.
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*pulls out and loads carbine Any song requests after I [b]KILL[/b] these things?
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Edited by SgtOceanus: 8/31/2014 8:21:02 AM"Shoot to Thrill" by AC-DC Now let's kill some desticles.
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*shoots Desticle in the face I can do that.
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*blows off desticle heads* I love my gauss rifle.
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*grabs Desticle by his homemade hunter cloak *throws through windshield of parked car
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*grabs desticle by homemade Titan kilt thing* You will never have this ball!!! *rips out his spleen*
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*jumps on crushed windshield and repeatedly punches Desticle in face WHAT CLASS YOU GONNA PLAY? *punch HUH? *punch
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The last one is retreating! Should we let him go?
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Nah, let's see what we can get out of him! *calls in ship, lands blocking the Desticle's escape *beats fists together [b]THIS[/b]......is going to be fun.
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Ok, just let me find the bag... Here it is. Lets do this . *puts on sunglasses*
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*activates cloak Desticle, you are about to experience a very real nightmare.
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Now. Who told you about this package? *points to bag*
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Desticle> "hunter MASTER RACE!!!!" Me> [b]NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!![/b] *jack slaps desticle
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Let me ask you again nicely. Who told you about the bag? Desticle: NEVER!! Me: ok then, my gauss rifle is over here... Desticle: THE SPEAKER TOLD US!!! Me: thank you. He's all yours now.
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*grins devilishly With [i]pleasure[/i]...... *pulls out energy sword
