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Edited by Heavens:
9/15/2014 7:40:07 PM
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I shot a Telletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos
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I ate an Easter Egg because I'm a pimp. •-•
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2 RepliesI shot a porn star because I love marijuana
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GG Bungie
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I stabbed a horse because I'm sexy like that XD
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2 RepliesI shanked a stripper because i'm a pimp. [u][b]THUG LYFE[/b][/u]
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Edited by Big Slappy: 8/27/2014 6:31:35 PMI banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy like that. [spoiler]> I was only 9 years old > I loved penis so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to penis every night before bed, thanking him for the load I've been given > "Penis is love" I say. "Penis is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a -blam!- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Penis > I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its a man > I am so happy > He whispers in to my ear, "this is my hole" > He grabs me with his powerful gay hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Him > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Him > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Him > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > He looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its your turn now" > He leaves through my window after penetrating my father > Penis is love, Penis is life [/spoiler]
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I beat a French fry because I smoked crack… Wut
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I banged a golfball because i love marijuana... [spoiler]must've been a hot golfball.....[/spoiler]
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[b]I ran naked with some crack heads. Because I'm sexy like that.[/b] [b]Lolz[/b]
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"I stabbed a horse because I'm sexy like that"
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[quote]April 15th grey shirt[/quote] I smoked with an easter egg because I love marijuana.
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I cuddled with a homeless guy because i'm a pimp
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I smoked with homer 'cause I'm sexy like that!....
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Edited by Deleted235708: 8/27/2014 5:12:54 PMI shot a porn star because I'm a pimp. ( •-•)
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I shanked my best friend because I love marijuana.
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2 RepliesI smoked with a pornstar because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
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3 RepliesEdited by Ronannnn: 8/27/2014 5:50:50 PMI ran naked with the Trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos... Nice.
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1 ReplyI captured an orc and a centaur and made them fight each other to the death.
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I cuddled with the trojan man because i'm sexy like that.
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2 RepliesEdited by DosyMcAwsome: 8/27/2014 5:23:40 PMI needed a pornstar because i love to snort cocaine
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5 RepliesI shot a pornstar because im a pimp.
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1 ReplyI needed a bowl of cereal because I love to snort cocaine.
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2 RepliesI needed a mop because I'm sexy like that. [spoiler]Aug-31-Black shirt[/spoiler]
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I slept with a pornstar because I'm a pimp. ...I don't think my mother would approve.
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1 ReplyApparently, I cuddled with a horse because I Love marijunna
