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8/25/2014 3:44:01 PM
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*stumbles in, pale white, visibly shaken*
Had the weirdest dream. There were these two dragons, arguing with each other. Damn thing was though ... They both had sniper rifles. I mean, jeezus. They're dragons right? What the hell do they need sniper rifles for? Ah, hell with it. Told you it was crazy.
What you got? Whiskey? I'll have a pint of that then.
English
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*Fixes drinks* One for you and one for the other guy
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Make that two, drinks on me. How's it going, stranger?
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That's right neighborly stranger. I think it was trying to read #Density that did me in. It's a wall to wall dragon orgy in there. I think they're using dragons as dick substitutes, which is lucky, 'cause if you mention dragons around here you'll have the piss taken out of you constantly. Then I come back, and Demonic Sniper is arguing with himself. Those two thoughts got all tangled together and, well, long story short ... I went incoherent. So I figure, why stop now? *hold up empty whiskey pint glass* Next round is on me.
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I've come back to haunt you
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Whoops, sorry. I meant Dragon Sniper. He's the one arguing with himself. Or am I just seeing double? *squints* Nope, still looks like two of them. Or am I just really drunk? Only one way to find out. *points to two empty whiskey pint glasses in front of him* Bartender? Gimmie 'nuther one if these. And this time: put a pink umbrella in it.
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Oh Well I'm still gunna make your life a living hell *turns into immortal* Give me your finest wine
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[quote]Give me your finest wine[/quote] "But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!"
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Yeah, that's probably the only reason why I would ever go into #Destiny. It's a very good LSD-Horse tranquilizer substitute.
