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8/24/2014 7:02:26 AM
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*Gets flung off of the leg I'm on, latches a hand onto the one opposite of that one and continues shooting a leg-joint*
Watch out for the lasers!
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*Is lasered in the dick.... 5 times.* O_O T_T =10 minutes later= It keeps shooting me...... IN MUH DICK! Why does it always shoot me..... IN MUH DICK!?
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Maybe you should try mov- *Combat rolls to dodge another stomp- ANOTHER stomp, then jumps onto it's side and repeatedly punches it in the left big laser cannon's support joint.* I. -blam!-ING. HATE. THIS. THING!
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*lases machine for hammer of dawn. Orbital beam kills machine.* GET MEH DRUGS! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS OR MY BALLS!
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*Took that laser like a boss. Goes and finds Fletches drugs and injects him with the contents of a syringe from his stash.* Not quite how I'd have done it, but it's dead now.
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*gets up* With the wonders of Medical Science, I am able to have children again!
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*activates battle armor* wait guys I got this
