[quote]I celebrated my fake birthday with shrimp and sparklers. [/quote] Really? Was it really your unbirthday? Sure it wasn't your half birthday? Lucky man, no one ever celebrates my unbirthday... [quote]Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday, one birthday ev'ry year. But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays. That is why we're gathered here to cheer. A very merry unbirthday to you, to you. A very merry unbirthday to you, It's great to drink to someone and I guess that you will do. A very merry unbirthday to you[/quote]