Lord of Admirals logs on to B.lind one day to find that his account's privileges have been restricted. He isn't banned but he cannot post or interact with any of the users.
He is about to send a complaint to Bungee via E-mail when he see's that he has a new message....
...It is from DeeJ
Lord of Adimals opens the message which reads:
[quote]Did I ever tell you the definition of #Destiny?[/quote]
Before Admirals can reply he recives another message
[quote]#Destiny is; posting the exact same -blam!-ing thing over and over and over again, and then believing you are contributing to a community. That is #Destiny[/quote]
Admirals, not surprised by this definition is about to tell DeeJ it's about time he realized this but before he can finish typing, DeeJ has already sent another message
[quote] You know the first time someone told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me so [i]"click"[/i] I muted him. The thing is.... he was right. And then I started seeing that everywhere I looked in #Destiny, all these -blam!-ing Guardians™ posting the exact same thing over and over and over and over again, saying "What class you gonna pleh?" [/quote]
Admirals is about to respond right before he finishes reading but he is again interrupted by DeeJ as If he knew when he was typing and was cutting him off intentionally
[quote] No no No please....
"What class are you going to play" [/quote]
Admirals decides he needs to respond so the messages "DeeJ look...." but imideately DeeJ responds with something Admirals wasn't expecting
I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are talking to me
[quote]... Okay, Do you have a -blam!-ing problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? -blam!- you! Okay? -blam!- you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I muted you once already ... and it's not like I am a -blam!-ing bad Community Manager. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of #Destiny[/quote]
DeeJ proceeds to lock Lord of Admirals' account in the abyss of #AllTopics but not before Admirals types one final message to the flood
[b]#BanDeeJ2014[/b]
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