*hands pot of coffee*
Really? Thanks, just send him my way.
English
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-Takes drink of coffee- I'll call him up... -disembodied voice talk- Hey barkeeper, he says for every body he takes out he'd like a shot of whatever, he ain't picky.
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It's a deal I ain't poor so I can afford.
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-Barkeep agrees to your payment. Hangs up phone- So, I take it, he's gonna be beyond drunk if he finishes all those shots huh? But are we talking hospitalization from liver failure?
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Oh yeah but it's covered in the health insurance!
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Well that's good. -Finishes coffee.- Good coffee barkeeper. I'll be on my way now. -Pushes in chair, notices stray desticle sitting, about to order. Pulls out Colt 45 revolver, kills desticle.- I'll take care of this one, see ya later.
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*tips hat* Come back anytime.