Haha, at least you admit it and are proud of it. You aren't a pretender trying to compete with hard core MLG players. I admire your candor.

i just have had that time to be in the to rankings of real DM matches (first Delta Force series) just had a good laugh of declining invites from clans, and the reason i always gave was 'i am just to good for you' and then you have to see the reactions, just hell broke loose. that was the intention looking at the top ranking it was a pleasure to see that they ended below me, so i could tease them some more rofl. then in some of the DF games you had cacti in the dessert, instead of knifing my opponents i knifed the cacti. just had a good laugh then in the chat box of the surprised players that thought they were gone and i then knifed a cactus next to them and continued the battle. almost 50 so i have had my share of being in the top. and now i dont have the reactions of a 20 year old player ;-) can be serious for team battles but at times i guess i am just like Murdock from the A-team and doing some weird stuff. so just try a knife fight with a knight in Destiny, its fun, its hard, but possible.